CHICAGO—Following the success of the Vaginal Beauty Pageant, Autoblow 2 and 3Fap creator Brian Sloan is now asking men to participate in the Scrotal Beauty Pageant.
With a Christmas deadline, men worldwide have 40 days to upload a photo of their scrotums to BallsContest.com where the public will cast votes, ranging from one to 10 stars, on each set.
The Vaginal Beauty Pageant led to the creation of the three-orificed 3Fap masturbator for men.
Sloan will award cash prizes to the men ($5,000, $3000, and $2,000) with the top three rated scrotums after they undergo 3D scanning. In Sloan’s pitch video for the contest, he says he will turn the winner’s scrotums into “paperweights, doorstops, bookends, and other decorative items” which he thinks a “small percentage of the public will find to be irresistible purchases.”
After Sloan’s Vaginal Beauty Pageant concluded, he hired a PhD data scientist to write the Vulva Paper, which used the data gathered from the millions of contest visitors in 191 countries to shed light onto vulva style preferences around the world. At the conclusion of the Balls Contest, the same scientist will analyze the photo submissions and IP data to write the Balls Paper, which will explore factors relating to perceptions of scrotal beauty as well as cultural preferences regarding scrotal appearance around the world.
To enter, contestants must hold a piece of paper in the photo that reads “Autoblow Balls Contest” and should avoid making their penises the focus of the photo, lest their penises influence their balls score. Although the 3D scrotum scans cannot be turned into sleeves for Sloan’s Autoblow 2 as the vulva scans were, Sloan is still optimistic about the number of submissions he’ll receive based only on the fact that the winners can say they have a “prize winning sets of nuts” and be telling the truth.
For more information, visit BallsContest.com. View the video campaign on Vimeo.com.
