PAHRUMP, NV—The Vegas Golden Knights hockey team may be new to Las Vegas—they began in the desert community just last year—but popular Vegas-area brothel Sheri’s Ranch is proposing an extra added incentive for them to win the Stanley Cup this year, by offering to host a massive victory party at the sex resort with the full VIP guest experience.
With the Stanley Cup Finals well within reach for the Vegas-born ice hockey team, the ladies of the legal sex resort have extended an invitation to join them in celebration, as well as to thank them personally for the increase in client interest that the Golden Knights have brought to Las Vegas-area businesses like Sheri’s.
“The Golden Knights are a big reason why my business is thriving… Tourists want to celebrate the Knights, and Sheri’s is one of the places where adults go to party, Vegas-style,” said Allissa, a licensed sex worker at the Ranch, who has been cheering on the team with her fellow Sheri’s workers since the Knights' inaugural game in October.
“Vegas is booming and Vegas Pride is stronger than ever," said Allissa. "If the Knights go all the way, I’ll go all the way!”
Dena, the madam of the bordello, agrees. “If the Golden Knights win, we all win. Offering the team a victory celebration at our adult resort is the least we can do.”
Dena added that the victory party will involve the full complement of over two dozen gorgeous women and that the entire sex menu will be available to any and all players wishing to partake of the brothel’s highly coveted erotic services—compliments of the house.
“Our girls are great motivators and they love the team,” said Dena. “They’re doing what they can to sweeten the pot and encourage the Golden Knights to win.”
Sheri’s Ranch is located at 10551 Homestead Road, Pahrump, NV 89061. For more information about Sheri’s, visit its official website.
