LOS ANGELES—Yes, Rule 34 lives: We (xHamster) made a Trump-Kim porn parody. While not everyone prepared for the summit, xHamster had long ago begun Trump's Bigger Button, an erotic prequel to the Singapore hotel summit.
Produced in conjunction with 6969 Movies, Trump's Bigger Button stars newcomer John Brutal as Trump, Howard X as Kim Jong-Un, Blair Williams as Ivanka, Brad Knight as Jared Kushner, Katie Morgan as Kellyanne Conway, Maddy O'Reilly as Sean Spicer, Jessy Jones as Emmanuel Macron, and Donnie Rock as Scroaty, the secret service agent.
Hey, if Dennis Rodman can play a diplomat, perhaps xHamster can serve as the summit's official documentary team!
Just like the administration itself, Trump's Bigger Button isn’t anything you’ve seen before. Rhyming couplets, awkward Skype calls, vaginal nuclear codes and gender-bending sex scenes that could render Mike Pence speechless—what's not to like?
Will it take more than a minute to appreciate the majesty of this monumental confab? Maybe. Will it involve weird leaks? Almost certainly. Either way... Enjoy!
The feature can be seen exclusively at xHamster. An embeddable trailer is here.
