LOS ANGELES—Finally, the Founding Father becomes the Pounding Father: Hamilton now has an adult parody. WoodRocket on Thursday announced "the most revolutionary hip-hop musical porn parody in American history," Hamiltoe.
Premiering today on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub for free, WoodRocket has created a special premium version on Pornhub Premium, featuring an extra song and twice as much colonial coitus in an extended sex scene.
Featuring eight parody songs like, “My Pop Shot”, “The Fister Sisters”, “The Wood Was Wide Enough”, “You'll Be Backside”, and “Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Threeway Story”, Hamiltoe features singing performances by the characters Aaron Bonerr, Queen Whorge, James Madickson, Cummas Jefferson, Epieza, Angelicum, and of course, Alexander Hamiltoe.
It's 1769, and Alexander Hamiltoe comes to Porn Valley to fight the British Sex Laws that allow only missionary sex. So Hamiltoe revolts with his penis and turns the red coats white. He has America's first Threesome. He went all the way, but did he go far enough?
Hamiltoe was directed by April O'Neil and Lee Roy Myers, and produced by Vuko and Seth's Beard. Music was written by D-Squared, with lyrics by Lee Roy Myers, Eitan levine, and Locke Van Kemp. Hamiltoe stars Tommy Pistol, Missy Martinez, Rizzo Ford, and hip hop artists, BLKGLFNKS & Charlie Dimple$ AKA Clara Bizna$$ (Hand Job Academy).
Watch the SFW trailer of Hamiltoe on WoodRocket and YouTube here.
The premium version is available exclusively at PornhubPremium.com.
