When Facebookers Storm Area 51 In Sept., Strippers Will Be There

LAS VEGAS, NV—As nearly everyone must know by now, there's been a meme floating around Facebook and mainstream media about a proposed "raid" on the U.S. military's "Area 51," an Air Force base located in the Nevada desert where the military supposedly houses all the aliens and their spacecraft that it's "captured" over the years and is studying. But whether or not the roughly 300,000 people who signed up for the “Storm Area 51”  Facebook pages, which call for a mass "invasion" of the Air Force base on September 20, will find aliens is still unknown—but one thing they will find for certain is... strippers!

Yes, leave it to Nevada, home to legal prostitution and a wide variety of gentlemen's clubs, to inject strippers into a seemingly unrelated event.  

Deja Vu Services, Inc., the country’s largest group of strip clubs, adult retail stores, and the like, is also the largest operator of adult entertainment businesses in the Silver State with about a dozen locations there.

“Come September 20th, we’ll be there,” promised Ryan Carlson, the company’s Director of Operations. “We know what most Americans know—that strippers make any event better—and this one will be no exception.”

The company plans to bring about a dozen strippers and its infamous "strip club on wheels," the “Strippermobile,” to the party. Calling it the “Ultimate Alien Tailgate Party,” Deja Vu intends to entertain anybody who shows up before or after the “raid.”  Making it rain, of course, will be strongly encouraged.

“We don’t know if there’s aliens at Area 51, but if there are, they’ll be entertained upon their rescue, along with any partygoers that attend. After all, if an iconic institution like the American strip club isn’t a way to welcome our extraterrestrial friends, then we don’t know what is,” opined Carlson.

Deja Vu, whose group includes various businesses like the Hustler Club, Little Darlings, and the Love Boutiques, is headquartered in Las Vegas and has about 200 locations in 40 states and six countries. Little Darlings just celebrated its 25th year at its iconic location and the group just opened a new karaoke nightclub on Fremont Street, “The Cat’s Meow." The group is one of the top 30 employers in the Las Vegas as ranked by number of employees.
What can be said of this idea except... it could be classic!