Post Dump, Bree Offered Bionic Sequel

LOS ANGELES—Let no one say that famed parody director Will Ryder lets a celebrity breakup go to waste, and certainly not one that involves adult superstar (and former Goddess) Bree Olson and [fill in the blank] Charlie Sheen. Fresh off her tweet giving former half-man the news that she’s moving out and returning to planet Earth, Ryder has offered her a reprising role in the sequel to Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX, which only streeted in February, distributed by Digital Sin. According to the studio, it is doing so well that a sequel is already in the works, literally.

“We want to get Bree back naked and in front of a camera as soon as possible,” said the movie’s director, Ryder. “We begin shooting July 4, during the fireworks.”

In a statement issued Easter Sunday (that’s how important this news was!), adult movie production studio X-Play noted how “fantastic” Bree Olson was playing the Bionic Woman role made famous on television by Lindsay Wagner. The statement also pointed out that Olson, a native of Fort Wayne, Ind., has been part of Sheen’s “Naked Torpedo of Truth” concert tour taking place around the country and during which she made out on stage with fellow goddess Nataly Kenly. 

“Bree is a really good kisser,” director Will Ryder remarked, quickly adding, “I mean, I’ve never kissed her, but I’ve directed her in a number of kissing scenes on mouths and other parts of the body and she’s just really good at it.  If she signs on for the Bionic sequel I’m going to have a ton of kissing in the movie and possibly something she’s never done in a porn movie before.” Tease.

A PG trailer for Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX can be seen here

The movie stars Bree Olson, Aubrey Addams, Danica Dillon, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Dale DaBone, Jack Lawrence, Eric Swiss, Chad Diamond, Rocco Reed and Mike Horner as Oscar.

Bree Olson also stars in X-Play and Digital Sin’s Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX, and arriving in stores this week from X-Play/Digital Sin is Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol. PG and naked trailers are available on