On the Set: <i>Cocks: Life in the Sheets</i>

CHATSWORTH, Calif. - "So, do any of you guys not like having your asses licked?" An interesting question, and one you don't hear everyday, unless your day consists of standing around a porn set with a progressive, open-minded actress like Annie Cruz. Professional that she is, Ms. Cruz (actually Mrs. Jack Lawrence as of a Lost Wages wedding last January) takes the time to inquire among her four co-stars as to their rectal slurpage proclivities; you just don't want to start rimming away, for God's sake. That would be rude.

Yes, manners are important at gangbangs, and Friday Productions' Cocks: Life in the Sheets Part 1 is heating up to be quite the multi-johnson fuck fest. The male talent — Scott Lyons, Jack Venice, John West and Marcos Leon — are dressed in authentic San Francisco cop uniforms, appropriate as the whole thing takes place in a jail cell. Cruz portrays a hooker busted for public urination, and when she gets behind bars, well, the pushy broad pisses off the cops (by pissing on the floor for real), who proceed to give her a taste of SFPD sexual justice.

Director/producer Joe Friday knows his subject matter; up until mid-February, he was an SFPD beat cop of five years standing, working the Tenderloin (his wife, Reina Leone, was a SF Sheriff's Deputy for seven years; and as long as we're on the topic, Cruz's hubby Lawrence is also a former cop).

"We're basing a lot of this stuff on real life scenarios," says Friday. "As you can imagine, I dealt with a lot of vice and narcotics and whatnot, and a lot of cops get mixed up in the wrong side of it and end up dating hookers and selling drugs and all kinds of things. It's not too far fetched. Of course, we embellish a little bit."

 

It's anybody's guess which parts are the embellished ones. Is it when a moaning Cruz, prone on a stained, filthy mattress, rims out West as muscle man Venice power plugs her succulent brown vag? Or maybe it's when she loudly urges the cops into every hole, musing thoughtfully on the apparently delectable flavor of her own ass. Either way, it sure makes law enforcement look like a fun job.

Cocks: Life in the Sheets Part 1 will be out on the streets in mid-April.