There’s a little something for almost everybody in the latest edition of Penthouse (provided you’re over 18). Fans of Insomniac star Dave Attell will delight in the funnyman’s witty dialogue with celebrity interviewer, Chaunce Hayden. For example: “I was a shy, morose, self-hating child. Now, I’m still all of those, but thanks to alcohol and cable TV, I’ve come out of my shell.” So, what’s the downside to being a famous cable TV, chain-smoking barfly? “People buy me drinks and when you don’t drink every drink that’s bought for you, they feel cheated - but, I have a liver and I only have one. I don’t have a special comedy liver!”
Do you like naked women? Of course you do! Especially when they’re celebrities. Check out Catherine Zeta Jones, Susan Sarandon and Claire Danes have all exposed themselves on film and in the name of art. In November’s issue, Mr. Skin - the foremost authority on celebrity nudity - exposes a thing or two himself. Namely, the stills and titles of the cinematic celluloids in which these leading ladies bared more than their souls.
Sports fans will eat up a tribute to the NHL’s past, present and future; Penthouse lists "The Top 5 Players in NHL History" and "The Future 5 Superstars" destined to be the next, best skate greats.
Did you say you enjoy music? Good thing, as the ‘House offers Sum 41’s front man Deryck Whibley’s 11 all-time favorite songs. Strangely enough, none of fiancée Avril Lavigne’s music makes the cut. Also, Goo Goo Dolls bassist, Robby Takac, lays claim to his Pez candy addiction and collection: “PEZ is the crack of sugar. I think the only further you can go than that is rock candy.” Takac owns roughly 1,300 of the dispensers, including the original Popeye and the original Casper The Friendly Ghost.
You dig jacking off, right? Damn right you do! Then you won’t want to miss the Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate (as if ya need a reason, ya horny bastard!)
Stressed, depressed, angry or overweight? Victoria Zdrok, Ph.D., and former Penthouse Pet of the Year 2004 gives readers a prescription for self-love. Find out what the health benefits are to this otherwise, personal pastime. All this and much more in the latest edition of Penthouse.
