This being the most solemn week on the Christian calendar, we were kind of praying that it would be true. Nonetheless, in our misguided sexual travels, we were lead to the following website. http://internettrash.com/users/missjessup/index.htm.
By clicking on, we arrived at Miss Jessup's Jesus is Lord Escort Service. The home page features a rather startling portrait of Miss Tammy Lynn Jessup, a profound woman of unusual chestal girth who makes Dolly Parton look like a Kosovar refugee. Among her tithings to the Lord, Miss Jessup, a former streetwalker, according to her, offers "classy and discreet personal services for the discriminating Pastor." Interested parties are offered the invitation to visit Miss Jessup at her double-wide in Little Rock [all things considered, a grand misnomer if there ever was one] which is equipped with a Jacuzzi.
"I consider this my ministry and calling of God," Miss Jessup writes on her site. Obviously, to prove her point about callings, she calls for a rather modest $100/hour stipend for services that include cocktails, massage and a dip in the ol' Jacooze - acts of God which Tammy Lynn Jessup describes as her "After Church Sunday special."
Curious to see if "interested parties" excluded anyone who wasn't an interested pastor, we contacted Miss Jessup to see if she would share her testimony with us and, perhaps, about an hour of quality time on Easter Sunday morning. We received the following communique from Little Rock:
"Gene, Tammy Lynn Jessup is a joke! She is a fictional character designed to make fun of fundie christians. Although, believe it or not, fundies write to her thinking that she is a real "lady of the evening" who caters to rich and powerful christian evangelists. Some of whom write to inquire about appointments. LOL.
If, after hearing this, you still want to interview her, (chortle) I suppose she would grant you an interview in the form of a written questionaire." Tammy's Secretary, Big Bob
