Chibbles the Clown Putting in Bid for Presidency

BURBANK, Calif. – Porn actor/director Dick Chibbles – or "Chibbles the Clown," as his alter ego is known – will hold a press conference Tuesday night during Porn Star Karaoke at Sardo's Restaurant to announce his bid for the office of President of the Unites States.

"We need a real clown to run this three-ring circus," Chibbles said in a press statement. "Watch out Washington, the circus is coming to town!"

Chibbles also will use the opportunity to hand out copies of his star turn in Ramco Productions' Clown Porn the Movie. No word on whether Clown Porn the Movie sheds any light on Chibbles' foreign diplomacy platform.

The proceedings commence at 8:30 p.m., with the press conference scheduled to begin promptly at 9. Sardo's is located at 259 N. Pass Ave.

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