LOS ANGELES—BurningAngel Entertainment's new release is the rocked-out comedy Metal Massage, and the company is launching an official contest to coincide with the release, with details at BurningAngel.com.
Metal Massage asks the essential question, Do you love metal and massages? Small Hands is looking to hire* an expert, with zero experience necessary—in fact, it's frowned upon. Those interested may post their application video with hashtag #hirememetalmassage on their Instagram explaining why they have what it takes. Air guitar is encouraged, but like, backup air guitar because we already have a frontman. The final day for submission is Monday, August 20.
*This is not a real job, it's a contest, and the winner will receive a "Metal Massage employee welcome kit" that includes a one-year subscription to BurningAngel, an autographed copy of Metal Massage, a Metal Massage t-shirt, and a bottle of Doom's Whiskey! So they're looking for folks to do their best to impress—and entrants are encouraged to be sure to follow the Instagram account, tag posts #hirememetalmassage, and DM BurningAngel so they see it! MUST be 21 to enter!
In Metal Massage, Small Hands and Owen Gray play two failed rock stars running a massage parlor even though they have a severe lack of experience in giving massages, while their mean landlord (Joanna Angel) is trying to kick them out for past-due rent. Will the Air Guitar Special save the shop, or will they be forced to conform to society’s massage standards of lame cucumber water and fluffy towels?
Angel’s slick new feature also marks the BurningAngel debut of Angela White, a busty vision in a black fishnet bodysuit as she gets oiled up alongside Massage co-stars Romi Rain, Karlee Grey and Lucas Frost.
“I am just so proud of this movie; everyone was truly perfect in their roles,” said Angel, who stars in and directed the all-star cast. “I was actually quite nervous when I sent Angela her script. I was not entirely sure how she would feel about Small Hands screaming 'deep tissue' into her butthole as a form of uh... massage.
“My artistic vision is a bit wacky sometimes, but she truly loved it... she went along with it perfectly and ad-libbed a bunch of her own lines in the dialogue and embraced the ridiculousness of the whole thing," Angel continued. "And Romi Rain massaging oil into her tits while Small Hands serenaded her with air guitar... was one of the most beautiful moments I'd ever seen on film. Quite frankly, I am not quite sure how fans of the massage genre will react to this movie. But that's okay; I couldn't be more proud!”