She may have followed the phenomenon that was Tawnee Stone, but this wide-eyed little vixen is the hottest thing Steve Lightspeed has going for him––at least in my mind.

You won’t confuse the photography with that of Helmut Newton, but no one does the solo-girl site like Lightspeed. There’s something about the way the girls are photographed that make them seem that much more accessible—like you’re snapping nudes of your high school girlfriend at her grandparents' house while they're on vacation in Branson.

Jordan Capri is undoubtedly the girlfriend…or, at least, she is in your dreams. So petite, so cute, so sweet, so innocent, so girl-next-door, she almost seems unreal, like a porcelain doll with a good tan.

When presented with such beauty, a man has two choices: find the girl and try to charm her or sit in a darkened room with an economy-size bottle of lotion and a towel and some dirty pictures of her.

Frankly, I much prefer the latter and when I’m feeling lonely, I know just where to find my girl next door—on the Web. Thanks, Steve, for giving me something to do on those quiet Saturday nights.