ADULTVIDEONEWS JANUARY 2005 - ON THE SET - Babes Illustrated 15

Bridgette Kerkove definitely ain't feeling chipper as I arrive at her palatial home in the northwest corner of Porn Valley, which, as is the case for much of what she directs, is the set of Cal Vista/Metro's Babes Illustrated 15.

As I go to greet her, she brushes past me without so much as blinking, muttering, "I am not in a good mood." Seems that without her authorization, a member of her crew dressed up three of her babes for pretty girl shots, when Bridge apparently wanted them available for action.

Also contributing to her stress is the fact that's humongously pregnant, looking like she could drop at any minute. So we'll cut the woman a break.

Apart from suffering her pissy mood, which in all fairness, dissipates quickly, my timing is pretty good. I only have to wait a few minutes before the scene I'm here to witness, a smackdown between Venus and Audrey Hollander, two of the nastiest, take-no-prisoners bitches in the biz, gets underway.

Both look absolutely scrumptious (even though Venus feels a bit under the weather) and enter a bedroom pretending to be drunk and horny after an evening of nightclubbing, then proceed to devour each other with a cage match-like vengeance that raises both the roof as well as the temperature in the already sweltering space.

They slap the shit out of each other (hard too, not all wussy-like), four finger each other's pussies and assholes, do the same with big glass dils, fist each other's mouths, choke each other out, spew forth a constant stream of world class invective (i.e., Audrey: "I'm opening up your fucking asshole bitch." Venus: "Oh my fucking God."), then cum loudly at ear-bleed levels multiple times.

Blistering, state of the art girl/girl raunch, destined for a 2006 pre-nom for Best All-Girl scene, and which leaves a smile on Bridgette's beautiful face, even as she starts deep breathing for the contractions she suddenly feels.

Cal Vista/Metro will give birth to Babes Illustrated 15 in the Spring. Bridgette gave birth a few weeks after the shoot to her third child.