YOU CAN'T SELL YOUR SOUL ON eBAY ANYMORE

You may think some people have sold their souls to dat ole debbil Internet, but eBay says it won't let a California man sell his soul in an online auction. The reason: there is no proof the item for sale actually exists, according to Deutsche Press-Agentur.

We're not making this up, ladies and gentlemen. And, the man's asking price of $5,000 wasn't even matched with a bid before eBay yanked the auction.

Bloomberg.com says several sales of souls got through eBay unhindered in the past, the prices ranging from $1 to $10. And, in February, the online auction giant agreed to cooperate with the Federal Trade Commission and provide information to law enforcement to fight online fraud.