XPW Results and Rankings

XPW Quickie Results \n11/26/99 \nXPW Arena - Reseda, CA

1. Carlito Montana defeated "Mr. 80s" Dynamite D

2. Cybil beat Dollaz, but was jumped by all three West Side NGZs after the match.

3. Kid Kaos won a three way match against Michael Modest and Phenomenal Phil XPW's Kris Kloss then brought out Big Dick Dudley and "Miss Xtreme" Kristi Myst out for an interview. At XPW's Halloween In Hell, The Hierarchy attacked Dick and Jasmin hit him with a fireball in the face, eliminating him from the Battle Zone match to determine the first XPW World Champion. Dick, eyes still bandaged, vowed to get even with "The Real Deal" and take the XPW World Title off his waist. Steele, Modest, and Jake Lawless made their way to the ring with sun glasses and canes, insinuating they were blind. After attacking Dick with the canes they grabbed Kristi Myst and began to rip her clothes off. As Jake Lawless (in a disgustingly inappropriate move) began to take his pants off. This prompted XPW officals and front office to come to the ring and end the altercation gone too far.

4. Jake Lawless defeated "White Trash" Johnny Webb w/ Missy Hyatt Earlier, video cameras had caught Jasmin St. Claire and XPW Head Official Patrick Hernandez in a locker room hallway exchanging what appeared to be a rather large sum of money. At one point in the match, Webb had Lawless pinned but Hernandez refused to make the three count. This prompted "The Xtreme Girl" Lizzy Borden, whom Hernandez has been taking his sexual repression out on, to enter the ring, low blow, and hit with the stunner. She then pushed Webb allowing Lawless to roll him up for the pin. After the count, Hyatt confronted Borden who piefaced her and left the ring.

5. Nicole Bass beat The Blunatic and Felony

6. Supreme pinned Donovan Morgan After the match Supreme complained about not having the XPW World Title shot and asked why the hell Kronus got it. Supreme claimed he was never tossed over the top rope in the Battle Zone match. He then challenged Kronus to come to the ring. Kronus did and the two attacked eachother. XPW officals broke the two apart.

7. XPW World Title Match: Champion "The Real Deal" Damien Steele w/ "Queen of Xtreme" Jasmin St. Claire pinned Kronus (with some help from The Hierarchy) to retain the XPW World Title. 8. Steel Cage Grudge Match: The West Side NGZ defeated The Pit Bulls

On Saturday, December 18, XPW moves the XPW Arena from the Reseda Country Club (which as of this Wednesday becomes a church) to the Vogue Theatre in Hollywood. Already signed for December 18 at the NEW XPW Arena:Public Enemy debuts vs. The West Side NGZ Kronus vs. Supreme And XPW will be in Ventura, Ca at the Majestic Ventura Theatre on Friday, December 17. Both shows are part of XPW's MERRY X MAS TOUR.

\nXPW RANKINGS \nNOVEMBER 29th, 1999

XPW WORLD CHAMPION: "THE REAL DEAL" DAMIEN STEELE

1. SUPREME \n2. BIG DICK DUDLEY \n3. KID KAOS \n4. JAKE LAWLESS \n5. KRONUS \n6. "WHITE TRASH" JOHNNY WEBB \n7. CARLITO MONTANA \n8. MICHAEL MODEST \n9. DONOVAN MORGAN \n10. PHENOMENAL PHIL