Where the Mayhem(XXX.com) Is

If you like to be where the mayhem is, you probably want to be with Sin City Digital, who’s putting the final touches on development of MayhemXXX.com, to sell the line through a membership Website.

"We've been getting a ton of e-mails every day from Webmasters asking me when we're going to release a MayhemXXX.com membership site," said Sin City Digital spokesman Billy Dee. "Well, we're just finishing QA'ing the MayhemXXX.com site this week and, I have to tell you, it's off the hook."

Dee particularly praised director Skeeter Kerkove despite what he admitted was initial skepticism. "He looks like a real wack job," Dee said, "but by no means should you judge this book by his cover. Understand one thing: Skeeter is a fucking genius... He even threw his own wife, Bridgette Kerkove, to the wolves. Straight out of the gates."

That means a gangbang, double anal, and dildo-and-bead cramming, he said. "Their wedding vows must have read, 'to have and to hold, and to take five cocks at once," he said. "The stuff he's put together is the real deal. The members of this site won't see some over-airbrushed glam shots of a broad with a busted headlight."

Translation: Sin City Digital is banking on MayhemXXX.com providing the best high-quality niche content that "converts like crazy," as Dee put it.

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