West Coast Releases <i> Azz Like Whoa </i>

West Coast Productions is set to release what may well be the Citizen Kane of big ass films, Azz Like Whoa!. Starring queens of thickness Kandi Kream, Tia, Beauty, and Tinkerbel (not the Disney one), West Coast Sales Manager Vernell Mills offered that the opus “is kind of like half Booty Talk and half Asslicioulsy Delicious, which are some of our flagship products. These girls have a lot of junk in the trunk and we want to keep that.”

Whether it’s butts, boobs, or cream pies; the first job of an astute pornographer is keeping an eye on current tastes, said Mills. “We’ve noticed the trend in the industry is big asses, whether it be the black girls with the big asses or the white girls with the big asses. It’s big asses.”

Directed by Terry Burton, ALW (the title pays homage to the 1997 rap song “Whoa” by Black Rob), is not only providing booty connoisseurs with the heaps of rear bitch cushion they so desperately crave, but actually helping to bring the races together.

“It crosses all racial borders and barriers,” explained Mills. “Big asses are in. It’s definitely something that’s come around. It’s been known over the years that black girls are usually the ones with big butts, but nowadays, as we’ve come out with titles like Big Azz White Girls--with the bigger, thicker-sized white girls--those titles do well. That’s what the fans are demanding, and we gotta deliver.”