MasturbateForPeace.com received its ten thousandth petition pledging to masturbate for the sake of peace over the weekend. Since the site's September launch, readers from 82 countries and each of the United States have pledged their support for the movement, which is garnering attention from media outlets on radio, in print, and on the web.rnrn
"If people are going to masturbate anyway, we think they should give a thought to peace. These days, people seem to have forgotten that peace is even an option, and we're trying to remind them," the editor of MasturbateForPeace, who asked to remain anonymous, told AVN.com.rnrn
Websurfers are invited to submit their petitions, which are then filtered by the site's editorial staff. According to the editor, only the best comments are posted. "A lot of people would like to see their stuff up there, but we feel that this allows us creative control of the site. Plus, quality content just brings people back for more," said the editor, who lists his favorite petition as "My penis will become an axis of Justice" and "By wanking as much as possible in the dark I will conserve energy thereby reducing our dependency on oil."rnrn
MasturbateForPeace.com features over a hundred bumper sticker slogans submitted by users. Four slogans, including "I cum in peace," "Touch your sack, not Iraq," "My Bush doesn't declare war," and "War is out, pound your trout" have been printed and are sold in packages of four for ten dollars. rnrn
Retailers interested in obtaining wholesale prices for these items can contact the editor of MasturbateForPeace.com here. rnrn
In addition to the bumper stickers, MatrubateForPeace has licensed ten logots to Randy's .com for a set of collectible rolling papers. "If you go to an antiwar rally you will see a lot of hippies. The two just go together for some reason."
