Vivid Pitches 'The Trouble With Harry'

LOS ANGELES—The latest of Vivid Entertainment's high-ticket celebrity porn proposals aims more loftily than most: the studio has extended a princely $10 million offer to royal redheaded stepchild Prince Harry to appear in his own Vivid feature titled The Trouble With Harry.

Spurred by Harry's recent controversial nude shenanigans in Las Vegas, Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch wrote an open letter to the prince published today by E! Online that reads as follows:

"Dear Royal Sir,

"We were amused and pleased by the photos of your recent frolic in Las Vegas. What happens there rarely stays there, unfortunately.

"We would like to offer you the opportunity to truly become the coolest Prince of all time, by starring in a fun, sexy, big-budget adult film called The Trouble with Harry. It can be shot in the locale of your choice, and will bring together your exciting Royal world and our thrilling world of beautiful women! Of course 'little Harry' will make an appearance too, but we assure you the sex will be well scripted, and the Crown Jewels will not be ‘minimized' in any way."

Confoundingly, this offer doubles the sum Vivid placed on the table just over a year ago for another royal sibling, 'Pippa' Middleton, to perform in just one sex scene. Which begs the question: How high would Vivid go for Harry and Pippa to do a scene together?

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