Vivid Makes $100K Sex Tape Offer to David Ortiz

LOS ANGELES—It didn't take long for Vivid Entertainment to pull out its checkbook following Boston Red Sox player David Ortiz's public pronouncement via fellow ball-whacker Derek Jeter's The Players' Tribune that his dream job were he not an athlete would be that of a porn star.

According to TMZ, Vivid has an offer out to "Big Papi" for $100,000 to star in his own adult movie, and even has a working title on the table: Big Papi's Slugger.

Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch told TMZ that the proposed production would give Ortiz a chance at bat with four or five women all at once because "his personality is too big for just one."

Oh, for the love of porn...