Kid Vegas showed up the other day with a six man/woman entourage; his new video, Viva Kid Vegas and $1400-worth of dent in the roof of his rental car.
Vegas: "Allison Kilgore was on a shoot for Kelly the Coed. She did a blowjob scene with me and a d.p. with J.J. Michaels and Dave Hardman. Jim Powers directed her on the top of the car, dented up the whole top of the car. It's a rental car cause I had the accident with my car. Now I got to deal with the rental company, and Jim Powers doesn't want to pay more than my deductible which is $500. I told him, no, he has to pay the whole thing. I'm not going to raise my insurance because of some shoot he did. He said don't worry about it when I told Allison to get off the car. He had her dancing on the car and did a scene on the roof [the d.p. scene].
"Viva Kid Vegas is way more awesome than Kid Vegas: Whoremaster. It has way more sex. I'd say this one will make up for the last one. It's way better. The did really good with the editing. I want to have a release party. Mia Amore is doing, like, everything. Even behind my ex-girlfriend, Priscilla Jane's, back I was fucking her. We had a good time, we partied in Vegas, we did all kinds of drugs. We were fucked up. You see throw up from Mia Amore throwing up in the movie. You don't see the actual vomiting because I was passed out too drunk. I couldn't get up with the camera. She yelled at me and tried to wake me up but I was too wasted and stoned and everything else. I woke up and saw this stuff in the sink so I videotaped it. I got it all on tape. It came out good. It was funny. We were throwing pillows, jumping on beds, going on roller coasters in this movie. It's going to be great. We were having cave sex.
"I don't run through fire this time. Maybe the next one. More fire than the first one. I should be shooting Kid Vegas: Superstar the end of this week, the beginning of next week. That's going to be a real good movie if we ever get it shooting. I've been waiting for two weeks to shoot. The money hasn't come in, yet.
Gene Ross: "I heard you and Jeff [from Legend] were kind of disagreeing on the title."
Vegas: "He wasn't too happy with what I was going to do. I wanted to call it Trenchcoat Pornographer. I thought it would be funny. It was kind of bad what happened [The Colombine High School Massacre], but it would be kind of funny. I don't want to relate it to anything that went on in Colorado. I don't think that's right what those kids did. I wanted to go with a trenchcoat kind of like old mod-style; raver-style; you, know, pimp, like I'm dressed today."
{Vegas wears a leopard print shirt with matching, yellow shades.]
Vegas: "I'm having disagreements with Lush [the sunglass company] because they're not giving me the money I want. If not, I'll promote somebody else. I think I'll come out with my own line of clothes - not just Kid Vegas clothes, but I'm thinking of coming out with a new name. I haven't copyrighted the name, yet, else I would tell you the name of the clothing line."
Ross: "I think you should have Kid Vegas travel packages."
Vegas: "That would be awesome."
Ross: "Weekend benders..."
Vegas: "Have dominatrix-stuff. I can have my friend Dominic help me out with that stuff. He was going to make it today but he was a little busy."
Ross: "Start promoting a Kid Vegas trip to nowhere..."
Vegas: "Do drugs...drink.."
Ross: "And wind up on a boxcover of a video and not even remember it.."
Vegas: "That would be good as long as everyone signed a release and gave I.D. pictures and everything."
Ross: "So you're keeping parolees out of future shoots?"
Vegas: "I'm trying to keep the parolees out. I don't want them involved in any of my pictures. I don't want to deal with the police again like that situation with Wesley Pipes. I'm looking I.D.'s before I make friends. I don't want to see parolee cards instead of driver's licenses.
"We were loaded on the first shoot but really loaded on this one. You could see it in our eyes, you could see it in our actions. I'm filling on the bed and I'm wasted. She's [Amore] yelling at me because of the camera. I put the camera down, I was having so much fun."
Ross: "God forbid you ever have to do any of these things sober."
Vegas: "We get sober with the guns because we don't want to end up shooting someone. Sometimes I use live ammo. Yeah, there's guns in this one - naked girls shooting guns - this is an SKS, a smaller version of the AK-47. It's an illegal gun in California, but we didn't shoot it in California. We shot that out in the Nevada desert.
"We were sword fighting in parking lots and sword fighting at Treasure Island [in Las Vegas]. I just got back from Vegas. I was hanging out with Allison this weekend. Hanging out, partying. She's having problems with her family. I left.
"I got an email address. It's [email protected]. It's with a 'z,' though. Somebody stole the 's'.
"Me and Toxic are getting along, again, a little bit, but he's real flaky on calling people back. He's not like my best friend anymore. We don't hang out every day like we used to. I'm kind of mad at him, too, because I saw him in a Kid Sparkle movie which just got released.
"I went to Vegas and I saw in this one adult bookstore, the top one through 50 and they put me #15 [Kid Vegas Whoremaster]. They had a shitload of them all over the shelves.
[The Kid Vegas chocolate pudding stint hasn't aired, yet of Jerry Springer.]
Vegas: "Royal Shaft? I want everyone to ban him from the industry or I'm going to talk shit about everybody who works with him or for him. I have a big gripe with him because of some shit my ex girlfriend's making up about me and he's letting her use his cell phone and telling her addresses of where I'm staying and all this shit. Royal Shaft...I have a big beef with him. If I see him, I'll fight him. Put it in the ring or whatever.
"If I see him on the street I'll fight him. Royal Shaft, I'm looking for you. I sent him to Jerry Springer to be on the show with my ex girlfriend to roast her on national TV and tell everybody she does porn before her boyfriend and her girlfriend. I got permission from Gabor to run a clip from Heatwave. The boyfriend is just finding that she has a girlfriend and she's doing porn. She couldn't make it originally to the first show, if you remember. Jack Hammer and his girlfriend got mad because they thought I was going to talk shit about porn. I didn't. I was going out there to promote my movie and have two girls wrestling in chocolate pudding.
"Howard Stern I want to go on next. We're working on getting on that. I think I would have fun with him, I want to take Mia Amore with me."
Amore says she got kicked out of her apartment complex because someone lit a bomb there and blew it up in front of her else.
Vegas: "A pipe bomb...that's what she told me. She told me somebody blew up something in front of her house. I tried waking her up, I lit off M-80's. I banged on the door, she wouldn't answer the door, so I threw an M-80 by her fucking window. It went bam. I was trying to get her up. I didn't want to pull a gun out and fire a gun in front of the parking lot. She wasn't even there. I was supposed to leave for Jerry Springer and be on the plane. I ended up leaving and went to a pay phone. She showed up at the pay phone.
Amore: "I knew he was there."
Vegas: "We went to this party last Sunday night. There were all kinds of drugs...a jacuzzi...there were talent agents there...there was directors there...I can't say any names because they'll get pissed off at me if I say their names...but big name directors that have been in the industry a LONG time...they were there...we had a whole bunch of naked girls walking all over. I found a new girl, too, at the party. She's a stripper. She's never done anything in the industry. She wants to do her first film with me. She wants to go by the name Alyssa, but I told her there's too many Alyssas. I'm going to try to convince her to get a different name. She's really hot...part Hispanic and white...really, really cute. She just had a baby, but she's really cute. She did a little photo shoot at the party.
