Urine My Heart, Urine My Soul

the best ones being those never intended for public consumption. Which brings us to the XRCO Awards show held last Thursday night.

Did you know about the upstairs "room" at the Century Club? Probably not. If you were a basic, run-of-the-mill show attendee, probably not. Even if you were an XRCO critic, probably not. But here's a little bit of the shenanigans that did occur in said room, just in case you missed them. Remember the porn star we talked about who relieved herself in a fan's mouth? Here's the story as captured by a roaming vidcam.

During the course of the evening, it was commented to Keri Windsor that she might have one of the longest tongues in the business. Windsor replied that she had licked her own cunt on the Danni's Hard Drive site when she was interrupted by, we presume, a fan [someone named "Daniel" who had an all access pass] who suggested that Keri's tinkle and his mouth might make a great combination.

"I will never!" Windsor said a little bit indignantly. However, that didn't stop "Daniel" from approaching Jewel De'Nyle who told him to get on the floor as she raised her mini skirt. "Do you want it in your face?" De'Nyle asked him. He pointed to his mouth and she unloaded not once but twice in two separate streams of conscience as she looked off to the side, as if soliciting permission to do so.