mail from Kid Vegas, or who have we been scammed? Susie Mid-America, the resident Kid Vegas expert at AVN, claims this is a bogus posting. "The spelling's too good," said Mid-America. Mid-America has her suspicions who the scam-artist Kid Vegas is, but we won't name names until the investigation proves more conclusive.
The alleged Kid Vegas writes: "Me and Toxxxic wanted to give you an update from Texas, where we are currently on tour with our band. Epitaph Records is sending a rep to see our show tonight [Friday, March 19] at the one and only Lone Star Roadhouse.
Unlike InZane, Epitaph is a REAL record company. The local San Antonio newspaper is writing a major piece on us to appear in Sunday's edition. Hey, speaking of InZane Records, I hear that their next release is going to be a children's record called "The Best of Tinky Winky." Only Matt Zane could have pulled off this coup, because of his "special relationship" with the Tinkster.
This road trip has been insane. More drugs and gunplay than ever before. Toxic almost OD'd on GHB Wednesday night, but we gave him some coke and he eventually came around, short a few million brain cells. Toxic says hi to all his fans.
I lost my new Glock 9mm in the Arizona desert while shooting tarantulas and geckos. Luckily it wasn't used in any crimes, so I'm not worried. I'm going to get Legend to buy me a nickel-plated Walther PPK when I get back. I put it in my contract. James Bond could take coolness lessons from the Kid!
We are shooting constantly while on the road. We have some great stuff. Lots of gunplay in the desert. Playing dodge ball with cactus. Bartering our cool line of sunglasses with a local Indian tribe in exchange for peyote. Anyway, keep up the great work on your site, you blow Luke Ford away!
Director Jim Powers says he got a phone call from Kid Vegas who claims to have gotten a phone call from someone threatening to kill him when he [Vegas] gets back in town after his tour with Johnny Toxxxic. Powers says he was doing a scene for Perverted Stories with Mila. "It's kind of like the Exorcist," says Powers. "Mila's going to spit pea soup out her asshole."
Powers says he's trying to round up another Bukkake girl. [Friday night is Bukkake night for Powers.] "It's sweeping the nation. Everyone's doing it. I just went to get then out quick before it comes a sport in high school. Like the Friday night football game. You get a letter in it [Bukkake]. I should give out Bukkake letterman jackets."
