The Ultimate Squirting Machine

Metro has just shot The Ultimate Squirting Machine with "Fresh Off the Bus" girl Tina Cherry. It went over so well, the company's now considering a series with her. Metro's GM Greg Alves is very high on Cherry.

Alves: "She's very pretty. The other day we had her squirting lemonade out of her pussy all over her husband's face. It was some funny shit. She can squirt anal beads out of her pussy. She can also do the Tiffany Mynx-thing with the cigarettes." It should be noted, however, that Cherry doesn't roll cigarettes with her snatch.

Metro's sponsoring the adults-only vacation in Mexico this year which is being promo'ed by Scott Stein's smspromotions.com. A James Avalon film will be included on the Mexican docket.

Alves: "We're going to be shooting a lot of film & video stuff down there. I might bring Michael Zen down there to shoot a video. We're going to have a ton of contests - big boob contests, blow job contests. Tons of stuff. I'm really excited about it. We'll have two features shot and the rest will be wall-to-wall and gonzo. I think we'll do a better job than was done last year as far as getting the talent down there. We're going to have these movies casted before we go. The fear that everyone had the first time about people being thrown in jail has been taken care of.

As far as bookings go, Stein says he's way ahead of last year. He'll be on Howard Stern's radio show in two weeks to do another promo similar to the small penis contest that brought Smalley Paulie to prominence. Stein isn't sure what adult starlet will accompany him this trip. He still has flashbacks to last year when Alisha Klass accompanied him on the show.

Stein: "She [Klass] told the story about how her father shot himself. Stern said, 'If you were my daughter I'd shoot myself.' Absolutely no compassion. She was flashing herself the whole time. They couldn't edit anything out of 20 or 30 minutes to show on the E! channel. She [Klass] seemed pretty personable. I chose her probably for the same reason they picked her to host the AVN awards. She's personable. She's fun. Howard loved her, but she's out of control. Common sense tells me that a Metro girl should go on with me this year."

Alves [laughing]: "That's one more of Scott's expenses that we'll pick up along the way. Maybe we can get Gene Ross down there to cover it if we have a wrestling-feed."