Tina Cheri, the amazing squirting machine, celebrated her birthday Friday, October 22. Though Cheri and her husband Mark Cummings look like they've been in the sun most of their lives, by virtue of being tan in complexion and platinum of hair, they had their own drama with heat prostration during XXX-treme week, and Cummings collapsed during one sex scene. "We were doing this scene, and it was right in the sun and probably about 50 fans joined in," Cheri said in an adorable, Grand Ole Opry accent.
"We got all our positions done and when it came to the pop shot, he went white and limp. And just passed out," Cheri said. "The next scene they were doing was with Bridgett [Kerkove], and she did the same thing. It was heat exhaustion."
Cheri said she was going to celebrate her birthday with a big cake with a big dildo on it. "I'm going to sit on it, [Mike] McCormick's going to shoot it, and Eric Price and Mark Davis are going to eat it off of me." Cheri said the vacation week was the first time that she had worked with other guys besides her husband.
Cheri: "I've had a real good time. He's good with it. We both kind of freaked out about it at first, but everybody here made such a good group, they all made us feel comfortable. All the guys were really nice to him, and it made him feel a lot more comfortable. And he got one of the prettiest girls here. He got Dee. So it's been good. It's been a great trip."
G. Ross: "So when did you become the squirting machine?"
Cheri: "I've been able to do that since I was like seven. I figured it out in the bathtub. I never told anybody. I never showed anybody. When I moved in with my husband and we were talking a bath, I didn't say a word, I just did it. He said, 'Tina, if we can figure out how to do this on stage…' I wasn't featuring at the time. I was just house dancing. I didn't know if they were going to let me do that, but it turned out the crowds loved it. On stage I come out in a cat's outfit and put Oreo cookies in a guy's mouth. And they I spray milk into his mouth, because, as you know, every pussy loves a little milk.
I can even blow candles out. If I'm in deep enough water, I can sit down. I think I'm the only way who can sit down and squirt it up in me and spray it back out."
G. Ross: "A marvelous trick by any measure or degree of human physics."
Cheri: "I went on Howard Stern and blew candles out for him. He had so much fun with it. That was a good trip"
[Cheri moved to LA last January after CES. Prior to that, she would only come out to California once a year to do A video so that she would have one to sell on the road. Cheri did her first video in 1993 called Naughty Nurses for Leisure Time. She did a follow-up video for VCA where she did her candle and water tricks. This past April, Tina signed a six month contract with Metro and when she gets back from the trip will resign. She opted for a contract, she says, because girls get a lot more attention and press.]
Cheri: "I had a lot of fun this week. The guests were really nice. I took a ton of pictures with everybody. This has been so well put together. I hope they continue doing this. If so, I definitely want to come back."
Cheri said her name resemblance to Nina Cherry had hurt her somewhat in terms of lost bookings. "I had been dancing in the business for years before I even heard of her," she said. Cheri actually pronounces her name Sher-REE, and, hence, has signed a deal with Cheri magazine to do a column for them.
Cheri shot a squirting scene in the pool the day previously.
Cheri: "I can't wait to see how the squirting scene with Mark [Cummings] and Dee turns out. I was sitting in his lap, he flipped my legs over, I sprayed, it curved and it went right back into his face. I'm sure he got drenched. Then, with the first Squirting Machine, we used lemonade. I got it all over Mark Cummings' face. It was burning. I felt so bad for him. His eyes were bloodshot and irritated afterwards."
G. Ross: "It's really dangerous knowing you."
