thruster punishment chair, which is designed by Mario Saucedo "the mad sex scientist" of Mas-Fx, and debuts in John T. Bone's Major Slut, was the subject of several hour's worth of hilarity last Thursday afternoon when Bone and some female testers were guests on the Jonathon Brandmeier radio show.
Brandmeier said he was under the impression that Bone was an actor in Major Slut. Bone said he tried acting for a couple of years until he got so fat he couldn't see his own penis. "You really do need to know where your penis is to be able to perform," Bone told Brandmeier. "Makes sense," Brandmeier said and gave Bone credit for the show's celebrated 'phrase that pays.' Bone and Brandmeier then touched briefly on a special report on porn that appeared on MSNBC the evening before.
"I've seen too many of those things. They never really hit it on the nose," Bone commented. "They portrayed it [the porn business] as a very large, very lucrative industry," Brandmeier said.
"There's a tremendous amount of money that comes into the industry," Bone said, "but, unfortunately, the pie is divided into many, many, many slices. Ten, twenty years ago people could get rich in the business. Now it's very difficult because there's so many people making movies."
"Because they found it this is like a gold mine they could can get into it and make them cheaply and get it out? Brandmeier asked.
Bone: "There was the advent of a thing called gonzo when we stopped making real movies and we started doing this, 'I'm a guy with a camera and that's the girl next door' so any moron could make a movie. Now, too many of them are."
Bone mentioned that two of the women he brought in to test the chair have been in the adult business a scant two weeks; the other, named Aurora, had been around for a year but had a name change to refresh her career.
Brandmeier: "So what you do if you're a porn star when it gets to a certain level, you just change your name and that will help move it along to a different level?"
Bone: "Or you can have body parts rearranged."
Bone told Brandmeier that Saucedo is making a face cast of Aurora for a robot that will be available to the public. "You can buy her for $10,000," Bone said. "It's a full-sized robotic doll. The thing about these is that they're not just blow-up things that lie there. These are animated robots that actually perform back to you." Bone said the reason for using Aurora is that she's "got an incredible future in front of her. We're putting a lot of money into promoting her. We're working on a feature called predators, and one of the things in the movie is the fact that her husband is a wacky inventor who makes a robot of her and then kills her like a Stepford wife kind of thing."
Bone told Brandmeier Saucedo has about six or seven different female masturbation machines in his catalog. "Unfortunately, they're making you and I redundant."
Someone listening very closely to the program may have noted that the Brandmeier show seemed to switch formats in the middle of the stream. That's because the segment featuring Aurora, just as she was being penetrated by the power thruster chair, was censored, according to Bone. "They cut the show and put on an old show. That's because we did a live sex act on radio and they just cut that whole segment."
