Becca Five aka: "The Goddess" writes: "Dear Grinch, I went to the mall today, sat on Santa's lap and cried about how you skunked me on the hooker story Friday. Santa said he'll fix your ass this year--ALL COAL, NO BLONDES!! 'HO, 'ho, 'ho. . . ."
Gene sez: "Santa Ross will have the last ho, ho, ho, little girl. Remember, if you don't believe, you don't receive. Believe that you will get your hooker story this week in time for Christmas Eve. [Santa Ross' yuletide story telling capabilities put Dickens to shame.]"
