Stern Kicks Off Sirius Show

Howard Stern began his new unregulated satellite radio show this morning by putting to rest rumors that he got married to his longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky, according to the Associated Press.

“I am not married. It’s a nice feeling that we get along great. We’re very happy and I don’t want to (Blank) it up,” said Stern.

Stern, who is now free of government decency laws, has promised everything from stripper poles to live sex on his new show, the news service reported.

At the start of this morning’s show, Stern dished up some phone sex with Playboy bunny Heidi Cortez, AP reported.

Stern also introduced George Takei as his new on-air personality. Takei, who played Sulu on “Star Trek" and has publicly said he is gay, will serve as announcer, according to the story.

Fans, who expected a non-stop barrage of four-letter words today during Stern’s first show on satellite, found the show relatively tame and Stern even scolded somebody for cursing.