Gene sez: "Dirty Bob, you gotta be psychic. Just as you were posting me about Regan's elephant man balls, I was talking to Sasha Gabor who's apparently been struck with a case of them himself. Sasha called to talk about Bridget the Midget, but the conversation veered to his balls. According to Sasha, he came up with the infliction soon after the Sabrina Johnson 2,000 man gangbang of which he was a participant."
Sasha: "My testacles swelled up like major grapefruit. After the gangbang, it happened. I took a polaroid of it. The pain was so excruciating that I got special permission [under conditions of his house arrest, Sasha needs work permits to leave his house] to go to the emergency room of the VA hospital. They took a whole bunch of tests on me and couldn't figure out what it was. They gave me something to take but that didn't help. So I went back. Thursday I got the results. I have e.coli. The doctor said people get that from anal sex. I haven't had anal sex since with Laurie Holmes February of last year. The doctor said don't worry about it, that he had it a few months ago and got it from his girlfriend. Basically, if a girl washes her poo-poo-poo-poo, the bacteria grows in her poopie, it's available through the pussy."
[By the way, Sasha, thank you for lending the precise medical terminology.]
G. Ross: "In other words, if a girl smells like fecal matter, run for the hills."
Sasha: "Don't be..."
G. Ross: "I'm putting it in my terminology, Sasha. I'm not attributing it to you, you being the European gentleman that you truly are."
Sasha: "The thing is I have grapefruit-sized balls."
G. Ross: "My question, is, Sasha, what does all this have to do with Bridget the Midget?"
Sasha: "Nothing."
