Known via the Howard Stern Show for having the world's smallest dick, size evidently proves no hindrance for Smally Paulie, a New York City bus driver ala Ralph Kramden. Unlike Kramden, Paulie's now a porn director and comes out with his first feature, "The Unlucky Guy" for Pleasure Productions. Flashing his customary eyeballs-and-teeth grin, Paulie had this to say at the East Coast Show.
Paulie: "The whole Howard Stern-thing has definitely helped me out. I've been blessed with my shortcomings, but I've promoted myself pretty well. I think I did really well at CES. I never expected this to happen, and I'm just taking it for what it is.
"I pitched an idea to Pleasure about a married guy who never gets laid. I kept seeing this stuff, The World's Luckiest Guy that Hustler is putting out. I said why don't we put a reverse on it and make it a guy who gets in situations that he either misses out on just getting laid, or is oblivious to it, or peeps on it. I got my friend Gary O. who was also in the Howard Stern contest in it - he was just perfect for it. It's got arousal in it, and it's very funny. That's what we need more of in the industry. It's something different from the guys with the hard stomachs and the 18-inch cocks."
Paulie says he had complete artistic control - he wrote, directed, co-stars and had say-so in the casting. "And the box concept was all me," he adds. Paulie says Neville Chambers was his cameraman on the project. "I hope we get a series and a following on it." The feature co-stars Charlene Aspen, Sinamon, Stefani Weaver, Ronnie Cox, Carly Sparks, Teddi Barrett, Cherry Pierce, Kevin Krippler and Inka.
