Smally Paulie Makes Big Career Move

There's career movies, and then there's career moves. Smally Paulie's [6'4"] latest one was to do a scene with Bridget the Midget [3'10"] during ECVS Wednesday night. "I was watching Howard [Stern] on TV one night, and she came on," Paulie says. "I turned around to my buddy and said I got to get her to do a scene with me. Kidding around, not thinking anything. But she was here at the convention. I met Mickey Blank. He knew who I was, and he put the joint venture together.

G. Ross: "The act was consummated in a seedy hotel room I take it?"

Paulie: "It was in a very nice suite. Catered food. Top notch."

[It was shot at the Sands.]

Paulie: "She's a really nice girl, a lot of fun."

G. Ross: "What kind of sex positions did you negotiate?'

Paulie: "We did a reverse cowgirl and doggie. It was about 40 minutes."

G. Ross: "She was a perfect fit?"

Paulie: "Snug as a bug in a rug."