Six Degrees Of Degeneration

Personal Porn, a content provider out of Dallas, is offering adult Webmasters a 24/7 live-cam site called house-arrest.com. Cameras are set up in 5'2," 110-pound Niki Ryan's Dallas condo, hoping to lure a legion of Web surfers desperately seeking deliciously disobedient females. Personal Porn is advertising bad girl Niki, 22, as the "ultimate party girl." Let's deconstruct why the site is called "House Arrest" and what makes Niki so bad:

Example #1: "Confidently Bad"

Ryan worked as a dancer in Dallas gentlemen's clubs for years. While some girls would go onstage drunk or on drugs, Ryan absolutely abstained from such behavior. "You get more money when you do it sober, plus you don't lose money like the other girls," she says.

"The only girls who did it sober were the ones who worked out," she adds. And who could blame her? At $4000 per month, dancing was her bread and butter.

And there's another reason: When she first started dancing at strip clubs, Ryan did drink alcohol to put herself at ease. But someone slipped a mickey in her drink and she fell off the stage and hit her breast. The implant fell out and had to be put back in. Ryan has plans to go in for a third implant surgery. "I want to go up a size to a small double D. I want a bimbo-y look. I want to stand out from the crowd," she says.

Example #2: "Bad Girl Progression"

Niki's tough-girl attitude, though attractive on the Internet, didn't seem to quite please her bosses at the high-end strip clubs. "Customers could be real jerks. They assume that we [the dancers] will put up with their shenanigans," she says. When Niki "cursed out" a customer who had bitten her, she was suspended for three weeks by the manager.

Example #3: "Resisting Authority"

After being pulled over for DUI, Ryan kicked the arresting officer in the face. "I was so gone, I don't even remember doing it," she says. The scars on the policeman's face told a different story. Because Ryan was wearing boots, the judge slapped her with a felony charge of assault with a deadly weapon. She was penalized for the DUI and forbidden to drink and to dance at gentlemen's clubs.

Example #4: "Catch Me if You Can"

Ryan was caught twice breaking her probation by dancing. After the second violation, the judge gave her an ultimatum: jail or house arrest. "Obviously I chose house arrest," she says.

Example #5: "Authority Figures Don't Know Anything"

Ryan is angry that she was restricted from dancing, asserting that it has nothing to do with her crime. "They're just messing with me. They think I'm this dingy stripper who doesn't know her rights," she says. The judge said that a strip club is a degrading environment for her. "She was putting her morals on me, but she's not my mother," counters Ryan.

Bad Girl Q.E.D.: "The Present"

Except for required community service, these days Niki spends all of her time at home pleasing peeping surfers. The Website allows her to ease some of her boredom and, according to Niki, earn a bit of cash amounting to approximately $2500/per month during her domestic incarceration. Right now it's unclear how long she's legally bound to be under house arrest. She's not sure if she'll continue doing Internet activities after her domestic incarceration is over. "I want to take things slowly. I don't want to get too big for my britches."