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It looks like The Jenny Jones' loss is also the porn fans' loss. The Jones Show wanted both Zoe and Sin City's new contract girl Kameryn to be on the show, but it looks like that ain't gonna happen.

First, a word of explanation about Kameryn. According to Sin City's Jeff Wozniak, Kameryn is blond, 21, 5'8" and has real boobs [ 34 Double-D]. She was born in Florida. Her family moved to Toronto where she was raised but she subsequently moved back to Florida where she worked as a dancer. "She appeared in a lot of mens' magazines, especially big boob magazines," said Wozniak. "Then she relocated to Las Vegas, but she didn't like Las Vegas."

Wozniak: "She's never done porn before. She's just done magazine work. This is going to be her first adult video-stuff."

According to Wozniak, Shay Sweet is no longer with the company. "This happened about three weeks ago," said Wozniak. "The background to this is that she was with Gina Ryder, and Gina Ryder has constantly said to her that she should get out of the contract, that she could make more freelance than under contract. You can work with whomever you want."

Wozniak: "Chuck Martino says that Gina is poisoning Shay because Gina was promised a contract by Kevin and he decided no. So she's pissed thinking if I can't have a contract, then no one can. So she's been working at poisoning Shay. This is Chuck's take on the whole thing. So at any rate, Shay had done a scene on Watchers then like a week later she came in and said, 'I'm not really happy here; I'm not happy with the fact that Chuck is always around here. I thought he was gone. I thought he was banned from the building. I don't like being under contract anymore. I don't want to do some things you want me to do. I just want out.'

"She said this to David [Sturman] and Mark [Snyder] and David said, okay fine, we'll tear up the contract right now. You can do whatever you want. That will be the end of it. Shay was also upset that Katja and Linda Thoren were getting more p.r. She felt that she was around longer and should be getting more publicity. I don't know what the response to that was. But she left about three weeks ago.

"Now we got Kameryn living in Las Vegas but she's about to relocate back to Florida. Then she'll come out here whenever we have a project for her. Right now she's in Canada visiting.

"The Jdenny Jones show called me about a week ago. They were doing a segment on girls that have sexy jobs like strippers and adult video performers and wanted to reunite them with a former boyfriend who doesn't know what they're doing. They asked if we knew somebody who would be interested, and we told them we had these girls under contract. I called both Zoe and Kameryn and explained the situation to them. They were like we'll do Jenny Jones. She doesn't make fun of us. She's not going to ambsuh us. I said here's the number call them and they'll tell you what the arrangements are. The next day the producer called asking if I lined up anyone for him. I said, yeah, four girls [Wozniak also lined up Sidney Steele and Heidi Ho], didn't any of them call you? He said no one's called. I called everybody back. I said they're waiting for your call. I asked Zoe what happened. She said she had some errands to do and got busy. I said if you don't want to do it, that's okay but tell me now, I'll find someone else. I called Kameryn. She said I'm not sure I want to do it. I said could you explain the situation to them.

"Then there's this other girl Heidi Ho. I called her because she's pitching this tape, Analyze This. She sent it to us, then she called me asking what did I think. I said not bad but the scandal surrounding the tape is more important than the tape itself. So I said The Jenny Jones Show called would you be interested in going on there. She said I would rather have the tape play somewhere so I can get as much sales mileage out of my appearance as possible. I said call them and maybe they'll do a whole show about you and this scandal. She said that's a good idea. When I talked to the producer I asked if Heidi Ho ever called him. He said he called and left a message then he called her back. She was on the other line. She said, 'I can't really talk to you right now. Can you call me back some other time?'

[Gene interjects: Wasn't this the same woman who chastised Marc Medoff because he wasn't delivering publicity that he promised?]

Wozniak: "He said forget her. And Sidney just never called. Then Kameryn decided she was going to be in Toronto this week having lunch with her mother and that that was more important. Zoe said she couln't find a former boyfriend that she could be reunited with. She bailed. He called me again on Friday and said forget all of them and asked me if I knew any dancers. I put him in touch with someone but I don't know if he ever found anybody. But David was kind of bummed that they didn't do The Jenny Jones Show, that it was great exposure. They were going to give plugs to our websites and their websites and links and mentions. They were going to bend over backwards to accommodate us. He called Zoe and asked if she was absolutely sure she couldn't find a former boyfriend. She said I don't want to do it. Fine."

Wozniak goes on to explain the story behind his earlier e-mail posting that states: "Yesterday, a reporter for the tabloid The Star came by to check out a lead. He and his researchers called the former boyfriend of Darva Conger, the ill-fated bride in the Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire scandal. He told the reporter, Clif Dunn, that his former girlfriend, Conger, appeared in an adult video. Dunn and group looked for girls that matched Conger's look and found her in our Baby Doll video. It turns out that Vixxen is a dead ringer for Conger.

"He came out, looked at chromes and wanted to know if I could tell him Vixxen's real name. I refused to reveal that info or her social security number, but could confirm that Vixxen's real name is not Darva Conger. However, she was born in Illinois, which Dunn said, was Conger's birthplace. There is an age difference between the two. Conger is 34, Vixxen 27. After some checking and calls to the Star offices, he decided that it was a false lead, but would keep checking."

Wozniak: "When this story broke, The Star started doing some research of their own. They contacted one of her [Conger's] former boyfriends. He said she did a pornvid. I don't know if it was he who said it was Baby Doll. If so it seems like he just said that just to get back at her for some reason. But Clif Dinn came out and we looked through some chromes for Baby Doll. He said it looks kind of like it [Vixxen's slides]. I told him I could confirm that it was not Darva Conger. But he had some information that Darva Conger was from Chicago. He said he thought it was a false lead.

[No more false than NBC's Dateline calling Gene Ross Wednesday afternoon to hunt down a rumor that Rick Rockwell had hosted an AVN Awards Show.]

"We talked to Kameryn at the CES show," Mark Snyder added. "She came into Los Angeles and we pretty much negotiated the arrangements. This is happening now."

Jeff Wozniak posted these comments dealing with Kameryn and her, ahem, qualification:

There are three types of men in this world. Ass men, leg men and breast men. Sin City's latest contract girl, Kameryn, has something to please 'em all, especially breast lovers. She has a pair of double Ds, but, get this, they're natural. No implants for this girl, not even struts to offset gravity. Not only are they big and real, they're flawless. Full, round, warm and soft, that's the way men like ëem.

Then there's her butt. If you thought her boobs were great, check out her backside. It's even rounder and fuller than what's up front on top. And her legs go on for miles, long, shapely and toned. But then when you're a professional dancer and men's magazine model, you better look perfect.

And perfect is what Kameryn is. She's a tall (5'8"), blonde, blue-eyed bit of female perfection, the kind men can't get enough of. Girls like Kameryn don't come along every day, and so when we were given the opportunity to sign her to an exclusive contract, we jumped at the chance. She's ours now, and we couldnt be happier.

Kameryn was born in St. Petersburg, Florida, 21 years ago, but was raised in Toronto, a long way from the perpetual sun and balmy breezes of south Florida, where she relocated as soon as she could. She immediately began working as a house dancer at several of Miami's more prestigious clubs. It didn't take long for magazines to catch wind of her and start shooting her for spreads in magazines like High Society, Gallery, Hustler Busty Beauties, Swank, Club and Club International. She's been featured on the cover or in centerfolds of all the above monthlies and was featured in the May, '99 Penthouse pictorial, shot by Earl Miller.

Currently, there's no one in Kameryn's romantic life. Not that she isn't looking. "I've been in several relationships, but none of them were it. I'm looking for the right guy. He has to be handsome, but it's just as important that he be intelligent and caring."

She dislikes men with bad breath or men who don't take care of themselves, starting with a hot shower. She really likes men who are confident, have a sense of humor, like to travel and don't take themselves or life too seriously. She loves sex, naturally, but is fussy about the kind of guy she'll spend an evening and, maybe, if you're lucky, a night with. First of all, he must be a gentleman. Kameryn is an old fashioned girl. She likes men who open doors and pull out chairs. "I'm independent, but I like to be treated like a lady. The more polite, the better I like it. For the right kind of man, I'm willing to do just about anything."

Anything includes sex, of course. Her favorite position is doggy. "I love to feel a man enter me from behind. It's a mixture of different things that work for me. I can feel his cock deeper from that angle, and it's just really dirty. That's what turns me on." But her favorite act is oral sex. "That really gets me off. I like the way a hard cock looks. It's just so sexy. Then there's the power issue. When I have a man by his balls and his dick is in my mouth, I know I can control him. Completely. I like that."

Her hobbies are cooking and horseback riding, both of which she prefers to do in the nude. "I love animals. All animals. But I"m a girl, and you know how girls feel about horses. There's just nothing like the feeling of a powerful beast between your legs. Riding them is fun, too. Especially nude. To feel my lips rubbing against the saddle and feel my pussy get pounded as the horse gallops, and the wind blowing through my pubic hair, that for me is a major turn-on."

Her favorite color is white. "I feel so pure and pretty in white. Plus, it makes all the sexual stuff Iím into that much dirtier." She likes all kinds of music, from old rock classics to New Age to ambient and techno. Give her a Margarita, and she might just marry you. Pair that Margarita up with a tropical sunset, and who knows what you'll get, but you won't be sorry. She has an optimistic but realistic approach to life and its unpredictable twists and turns. "Life is crazy. It's one long, unending adventure. You have to be ready for what is thrown your way and not let it get you down. Whenever I get thrown a curve, I just whip out my dildo or, better yet, go find a real stud to put me in a good mood. It's never failed yet!"

She looks forward to shooting her first adult feature. "I've done lots of magazine work, but that's different from shooting a video. I have to practice reading lines, and hitting my marks, and taking complicated directions. It looks a lot harder than being a model. But I'll do my best. It's something I really want to do, and working with Michael Raven makes it a lot easier. He's really great--gentle and easy-going, but he knows what he wants."

He wants what every red-blooded man in America (and Canada) wants: more of Kameryn. We at Sin City are there to deliver. We promise you won't be disappointed. For more information about Kameryn and Sin City, check out our website, http://www.sincityfilms.com and get it all.