Gentlemen, start your lawyers.
With pictures of David Hasselhoff and Frank Sinatra plastered on its boxcover, Sex Lives of the Stars 2 from IEG [those wonderful little internet hobgoblins who brought you the Pam and Tommy Lee tape] is a guilty pleasure whether you believe any of its kiss and tell contents or not. To be sure, reporting on all the sexual gossip contained in this vid would take several day's worth of postings, and considerably more time than that to invest in its credibility. Nevertheless we'll dish out some juicy tidbits.
A woman named Monica, who claims to have had a fling with Sylvester Stallone, is interviewed and tells how Sly likes to eat dinner naked. "With a complete erection I may add," she states with a straight face. Monica tells how Sly would test her limits and "embarrass" her. "He's quite an exhibitionist," Monica adds and proceeds to tell a story how Rambo, who supposedly has a penile implant, would ask her to wear stilettos and step on his cock. "I thought I was going to kill him," she said. Monica tells of another instance where Stallone allegedly asked her to stick golf balls up her vagina. Monica also swears this is true, that, on the set of Demolition Man, she and Sly took to a trailer and he exhorted her to, 'Work the shaft; craddle the balls,' forgetting that he was wired for sound and was heard by the crew.
Another woman talks about how she answered an ad in LA Weekly from a celebrity who said he was looking for models. Naturally, she sent a nude picture of herself only to discover that the celebrity was Bill Maher. In the telling of her story, she expresses ongoing disappointment that, of all the celebrity-fucks in Hollywood, it would had to have been Maher. She talks about their date at the Playboy Mansion and, how, later, Maher got her back to his place. "He smelled pretty bad," she said. She admits they did make love only for Maher to have his condom break inside her. She said Maher performed a thorough gyno exam on her in his attempts to retrieve it. "But he has a good thick penis for a short guy," she says.
Another woman who identifies herself as "Gloria" claims to have had a fling with Frank Sinatra after he was dumped by Ava Gardner and where he supposedly had sex with her "thousands of times." Gloria described her first time with him. "I heard he was a big tit man, so I was ready for him." She wore a low cut gown to amplify her cleavage. Gloria also claims that Sinatra once asked her to move in with him, once made love to her for 16 straight hours and that he had a 14-inch cock. "I didn't think I could come so much or so often," she gushes as though Frank's body were still warm enough for another go-round.
Yes, the stories sound fairly improbable and the women fairly unbelievable. Then, we come to Sandy Margot, the actress formerly known as Tiffany Million. Margot talks about her "wild" night with comedian Pauly Shore, claiming the assignation was set up by Ron Jeremy. "He was very mechanical," Margot says of Shore. "There was nothing passionate or romantic. He did not impress me in bed at all. It was a very meat and potatoes screw. He ejaculated and ran into the shower."
Margot paints a picture of Shore as very "germphobic". "I was told not to touch things," she said. Margot said Shore called her again but she made up excuses not to see him. "Some guys just don't get it," she said.
Another woman who claims to have had sex with David Hasselhoff, Jack Nicholson, Crystal Bernard, Vanna White and Timothy Hutton, among others, said her encounter with Warren Beatty was wham bam thank you man to the tenth power, that Beatty shot a load before he could even get his pants off.
