Russ Hamsphire: "I'm Going to Ream Luke Ford a New Asshole!"

VCA's Russ Hampshire was a little annoyed about comments attributed to porn performer Kristen about the operations of VCA during the CES. Kristen was addressing issues about porn stars who allegedly take side jobs as hookers.

Kristen is quoted in a story as saying, "You know how they have those little booths, where you can close the door. The VCA booth and stuff. Well, those porn stars would go in there with fans and take pictures and give blowjobs and stuff and people would take pictures of them to have proof and then they would pay the porn stars."

Hampshire was even more annoyed that VCA's name got dragged into an issue in which it wasn't involved.

Hampshire: "I was going to call Luke Ford and ask him what this was. I don't know what they're talking about. That never happened at my booth. I'm going to ream him a new asshole for printing it. That does not happen at my booth."

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