Radio hosts Conway & Steckler wanted to talk about porn. Rob Black wanted to talk about XPW wrestling. The referee's decision gives it to Conway & Steckler on a technicality. Black, Lizzy Borden, Krysti Mist and Tom Byron were on KLSX 97.1 last night, primarily, to pitch the new wrestling league. Byron got nada air time, Mist talked about how she met her husband, Borden was asked if she gave her parents 40 whacks like her namesake and Black got posed questions about obscenity and the law.
Borden, from Huntington Beach, said she's been in the adult business about two years. She said her tits are relatively new - she got them May 10. "I would have driven them off the lot," Steckler quipped. Borden, 22, said her first video experience was nerve wracking. According to her, she was a late bloomer and had her first sexual experience at 18. It was her birthday present, she laughed. Borden mentioned that she's now directing porn and that SIDS [Sexually Intrusive Dysfunctional Society] is her latest feature. "STD's is another bad title," Conway mused. "It's real controversial," Borden said about SIDS.
Mist, 24, said she's been in the business for about five years and hails, originally, from Simi Valley. Mist said her first sexual experience came at 14. "I was in eighth grade and I was with this guy until I was 21," she said. Mist mentioned that she went to dental assistants' school before getting into the porn biz. "I always dreamed of doing modeling and the videos," she said. Mist said her first on-screen appearance was with Ed Powers. "You went from dental assisting to filling your own cavities," Steckler said. Mist said she was married. Borden said she was engaged to Black.
"Rob, what a life you got going," Conway said. "Yeah, I live the life of Riley," Black said off mike. "That doesn't freak you out that you sleep next to a chick who calls herself Lizzy Borden?" Conway asked. "I gave her, her character," Black said. Black recounted his history of working in adult bookstores before he took up directing. "My dad owned a bunch of stores. I started at a young age of giving people tokens and cleaning out the jack booths and stuff," Black said. "I had a different childhood," Conway answered. "Making them [pornos] was a natural progression," Black added.
"Are they illegal to make, technically?" Conway wanted to know. "Technically, any of it is illegal," Black said, "if a jury or a judge, first, decides they want to take you to court for it...in Louisiana, Mississippi and states like that, they try to, but we're in the 90's."
Steckler: "I'm so susceptible to those announcements at the beginning of porn videos..if you believe in the First Amendment, send a check to Woodland Hills. I'm down about three grand."
Black: "The Free Speech Coalition."
Conway: "Then the FBI-thing comes up. You really get freaked out before you get into the good stuff."
"The new thing we're involved with is a wrestling corporation, XPW," said Black. "It's totally separate from the adult business except that some of the girls are involved in it as managers and stuff. The first show is this Saturday night at the Reseda Country Club." [Sherman Way & Reseda]
"I like that place," Conway said. "The top four ratings-getters last week on television were wrestling," Steckler noted. "We're having the Miss Extreme contest that night," Black said. "We're crowning the queen of Extreme." Black said Mist would be one of the participants.
Mist said she's been married "not even two years...he [her husband] works at a car dealership." Mist said she met her husband when she brought her car in. "I got to get into selling Fords," Conway said. "I got towed in because my car broke down," Mist added. "He came over and asked, 'can I help you?' We went to lunch." "My money's on you that you're bringing home the bigger check," Conway said.
Mist said her personal life is totally different from her porn life, very monogamous. Mist said she has an eight month-old daughter and took off a year during that time when she was pregnant.
Wrestling tickets are available at 818-779-6479 or on the website, www.xpwrestling.com
Here's a factoid that will settle many bar bets. After a year-long contest, Adara Michaels has been selected by Penthouse as "America's Reigning Piss Queen." How Michaels achieved the life long dream that most women can only aspire to, is detailed in the September, 30th Anniversary issue of Penthouse.
Al Gelbard writes: "In your opening story of July 29, you suggested that people with Seymore Butts (TM) content should contact me at (818)368-9200. I couldn't agree more.... except the correct telephone number is (818)386-9200.
"(Typo or dyslexia??? Inquiring minds want to know........J/K) Thanks, Al Gelbard."
Gene sez: "reaD lA, tI t'nsI ydxeslia. But, seriously, folks, that was the number the Seymore people gave us. Call Gelbard at 818-386-9200
Vivid p.r. dude Brian Gross writes: "The Photo shoot with Raylene and Insane Clown Posse was tremendous. The ICP guys were amazing, and the outfits Raylene wore were absolutely beautiful. Look for it in the Halloween issue of PopSmear Magazine. Just to let you know, ICP cover stories have been known to sell-out within the first WEEK of it's publication. The cult following of this group is second-to-none, so the opportunity to do a shoot with them of this caliber was exciting."
Aaron writes: "I'm sorry to take up your time with a trivial question like this but I need some help and I think you have the answers.
"I'm going to be in San Francisco next month. I have to set up a buddies bachelor party and I live in Michigan. I think you can see where I am going with this. Could you give me the names of a couple of Strip Clubs (straight). I know there are some good ones and I can't find them anywhere on the net (via search engines). Thanks for any help you can give and sorry for bothering you. Aaron
Gene sez: "Aaron, get thy butt to Market Street. You've got the O'Farrell Theatre, Crazy Horse, Market Street Cinema, and Deju Vu La Gals for starters. If you know the way to San Jose, check out The Pink Poodle. But, should you really be in a sweat by the time you get to San Fran, pick up a copy of the Spectator. It's one-stop shopping for all the hot activity, including ladies of entertaining leisure.
Michel writes Jeff at Legend: "Dear Mr. Steward: When, and if, you shoot another "American Bukkake" sometime in the future. Please note that I would be avalable as a "anonymous cream shooter" at no charge.
I am a 28 years old 6'1 and 190 pds white causian male with a 7 inches cock. DD free and can prove it with recent tests. I am a VERY (!!!) heavy cum shooter. I am normally looking but Mother Nature has given me the capacity to deliver a lot of thick white cum, and to do that ofthen.
I am happy going and respectfull and the girl and the director and I know not to put my ass in front of the camera. Please also note that I am an experienced gang banger both on and off camera. Exemples of recent shooting: two gang bangs with Dave and Lynn Caroll on November 98 in Philly.
I live in Montreal, but would be willing travel internationnaly in order to participate in a massive facial cumbath of a cute girl, especially if the said girl is asian. Sincerely, Michel
p.s.: please excuse my writting english.
Gene sez: "Do you know Galactic Galaxina by any chance?"
Dr. Laura Targets Surf Shop over Flynt Publication
According to the Ocean County Register, Dr. Laura, the national talk-show host targeted an O.C. surf shop over an alleged "porn" magazine.
Schlessinger told 18 million radio listeners Monday that the Beach Access surf shop in South Coast Plaza knowingly kept a porno magazine in a place where children can see it. Beach Access owner Tom Moore denied it vehemently. Nonetheless, Moore says he's gotten hundreds of calls from "weirdos" calling him names. "This is totally wrong. We're as mild as we can possibly be," Moore said.
The dispute began Sunday, when Schlessinger and her son went shopping for T-shirts and shorts at Moore's shop. While there, Schlessinger supposedly saw a copy of Big Brother Skateboarder in a pile of magazines set out for customers to read. The 100,000-circulation magazine is published by Larry Flynt Publications.
Schlessinger, according to the Register, asked the manager if he knew that Big Brother was connected to Flynt. She also asked if he knew it was pornography. When he said he did know that Big Brother was connected to Flynt but that he didn't think it was porn, she said she wouldn't buy any products from Beach Access and left the store. The next Beach Access heard from Schlessinger was on air, when Schlessinger recounted the story and told listeners that the store "intentionally put a Hustler magazine, hidden under the name Big Brother Skateboarder," in view of young people.
Says the Register: "Though Big Brother does deal in graphic written material, it doesn't publish nude photos, according to Managing Editor Dave Carnie. 'Dr. Laura's right. The pornography in the magazine is well-hidden, because I haven't seen it either,' Carnie told the Register.
Moore, according to the Register, believes he's caught in a bigger fight between Schlessinger and publisher Flynt. In March, Hustler published nude photos of Schlessinger that were taken in the 1980s, before her radio career blossomed.
"I don't support pornography at all," Moore added. "I support the Surfrider Foundation and DARE and things like that. "If she would've called anybody here to talk about it, we could have told her that."
Keven Bellows, general manager of Schlessinger's nationally syndicated program said Schlessinger didn't need to "verify an experience she'd already had."
"If the manager would've said something like 'Oh, gee, this is not appropriate,' and put it away right there, then there wouldn't be a problem," Bellows told the Register. "It would've been pretty darn simple."
Bellows also denied that the on-air comments were connected to Flynt's publication of nude photos. She said Schlessinger has never met Flynt.
"That has nothing to do with Dr. Laura's concern about sexualizing children at an inappropriate age," Bellows said. Moore said he wants an apology, preferably on air. Bellows left open that possibility, but said it's contingent upon a discussion between Moore and Schlessinger.
"It's still up in the air," Bellows said. "All I can tell you is (Moore's) been very prompt and very courteous and expressed remorse about this. We're very impressed by that." Moore offers a differing view. "It's brought out a lot of people," he said. "It's hard to measure how much this hurts us."
"This woman is a huge hypocrite," Howard Stern said this morning on his show, relating the Schlessinger story. Stern called Schlessinger, "a filthy yenta."
"Talk about a witch this woman is," Stern said. "She doesn't have 18 million listeners. I hate to burst your bubble. I'm sorry. This story is mind-blowing. This is a little guy trying to stay alive...this is not a pornographic magazine. She has a hard on for Flynt because he published her nude photos. Because this witch has the power of the airwaves, she decides to ruin this guy [Moore]. DOUCHEBAG!! This is a witch. I hope this guy sues the crap out of this witch. She won't fight Larry Flynt because she's a pussy, but she's going to wreck a guy who owns a small store. I hope Larry Flynt helps this poor store owner battle this witch."
Stern also interviewed George and Tracy Miller, a married couple who were fired from their day jobs as nurses at Scotsdale Hospital in Arizona when it became known that they had created a porn website, touchable.com
Tracy, who bills herself as Dakota Rae, said she was a critical care nurse. "That's a horrible name," Stern said. "It's not sexy. Dakota Rae? How about Decoder Ring? How about Amber?" "Too many Ambers on the Internet," Tracy said. "I thought it was different."
"You have a very big chest. They're obviously implants," Stern said. George mentioned they've been married 14 years and have two kids. "You don't fool around with other couples, it's just the two of you on your website having sex," Stern said. "You have responsible jobs, why would you jeopardize your reputation and put your children in a position where their mom and dad are screwing their brains out on the Internet? Is it the money?" "We heard you could," George said. "We charge."
"I bought a digital camera and took some pictures," George said. Stern agreed that Tracy had a pretty good body. Tracy said she works out with weights about four times a week. Stern asked her if she ever had a desire to be a stripper. Tracy said no.
"We took more and more pictures, then wet pictures in a swimming pool...we did it for free at first on picture posts to see if we would get a response," George said. "The response got bigger and bigger. We thought what's the big deal, no harm. We started getting more requests. Then we flipped it over to a pay site. It's a very diverse site."
"Something went horribly wrong where your boss found out about it. What happened?" Stern asked. "Someone we worked with found out," George said. "It was probably my big mouth. Within 24 hours the entire hospital system knew about our website. For about two weeks we heard that the administrators were talking about our website. No one said anything to us. We started getting canceled more and more." [The Millers were per diem nurses.] Miller said he got a call from the nurse-manager telling him that, until further notice, they were suspended. She mentioned the website.
"I have a real problem with that," Stern said. "Because you pose nude you shouldn't be able to work in a hospital? What's the downside of people posing nude? Maybe the hospital's saying these are people who exercise poor judgment. Maybe they're going to start taking their clothes off in front of patients. Maybe the hospital says people don't want to be treated by porno stars. But I've got to side with this couple. I don't know what it is, but I got to back 'em up. I endorse their struggle to get back to work."
The Millers said it was a matter of principle and that they will find the outcome of their suspension next Monday.
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Though geneross.com first broke the story on July 12, the announcement was made officially today. Seymore, Inc., the parent company of Seymore Butts Home Movies, has claimed victory on three separate legal fronts.
First, attorneys Al Gelbard and Jeffery Douglas announced the dismissal of obscenity and lewd conduct charges against three Seymore, Inc. contract girls. Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle and Halli Aston had all charges against them dropped in relation to their arrest at the Erotica LA convention in 1998. In return, Seymore, Inc. has agreed to plead guilty to putting on a show without a cabaret license and to make a substantial charitable donation to AIDS project Los Angeles.
Al Gelbard has also represented Seymore, Inc. in a series of trademark and copyright infringement cases related to the Internet. Two of those litigations have recently concluded and resulted in the closure of two popular adult websites, substantial financial judgements and U.R.L. re-directs.
With several more cases pending and more infringements being discovered weekly, Gelbard feels it would be wise for anyone involved or considering involving themselves in a purposeful infringement of his client, to seriously reconsider.
If you have any questions about any Seymore, Inc. content you may have on your site, Gelbard invites you to contact him at (818) 368-9200.
Politically West
Randy West will be a panelist on Thursday's Politically Incorrect.
G. Ross: "Rumor has it after your appearance you're going to announce your third party candidacy."
West: "If Jesse Ventura can do it, why not. I did a skit with Juli Ashton on there a few months ago to open the show. I guess Bill [Maher] realized I can talk a little bit or something. They asked me to come back on a panel. I guess it doesn't always have to be Ron Jeremy representing the business. That's how I originally got the job. Ron was supposed to be on the skit, but he was out of town. I filled in for Ronnie on that, and I guess they decided to have me back.
"They asked me to come up with a few topics that I was interested in. And they had some topics they were throwing out. I guess they make the final decision tomorrow. Jesse Ventura and the Libertarians was one thing I threw out; legalizing drugs and prostitution was another one.
"Since it's been out on the Internet that I'm going to be on there, the fans have been writing in. The main thing they want me to talk about is why girls get boob jobs when they don't need them. That's another possible. Then there's this group called CRACC, Children Requiring a Caring Community, where they're offering drug-addicted mothers $200 to come in and get sterilized. I've been hearing about this recently. I've been all for it, but opponents say they're going to take the $200 and get high. They're going to get high anyways. At least they're going to get high and not have babies. Another possible topic is should Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame, which is right up my alley.
"Here's one that cracks me up. In a number of universities, they're teaching pornography as a bonafide academic discipline. Is this appropriate? Those are the number of possibilities so far.
"The one I know who will be on the panel is Anne Meara; she's the only known commodity. I guess there's some new actress named Lisa Ann Walter. And I think there's some right wing conservative d.j. from San Diego, Rick Roberts, something like, going to be on, too. Anne Meara's cool. Bill Maher's definitely Libertarian - pro-choice, pro-porno, pro-whatever. We'll bat it around, see what happens.
"The skit went over really good. Me and Juli were supposed to be actors auditioning for the parts of Monica and Bill in the Clinton porno movie. It was pretty funny, actually. Juli was good. I pulled my part off. The audience loved it. As far as being on the panel, I didn't expect it. I don't think they've had any adult entertainers on the panel yet.
"It's kind of like that celebrity golf tournament for the Urban League. I broke the ice on that. It's the one that Jim Hill has at The Riviera. I did it last year, and they asked me to come back this year. I did it last month for the second time. What they do is take each celebrity and put him in a foursome of guys who pay to be in this thing."
G. Ross: "Basically, you're a paid golf slut."
West: "Something like that. For me it was cool. I got to meet all the jocks, all the big name boys. This year they added Dave Winfield, Marcus Allen, Eric Dickerson. They already had Sugar Ray Leonard and Jerry West, Jim Brown, a shitload of guys."
G. Ross: "So when you meet these jocks, who's more impressed, you or the jocks?"
West: "They seemed to be pretty impressed, of course, I'm impressed myself. I think they're slightly more impressed because they rarely meet anybody in this business. I'm glad to meet any celebrity from any other field, but I treat them like anybody else. They like that. In fact I walked up to Jim Brown and introduced myself. I said, 'Jim, I'm been following you since I was a kid, I've always respected you and your game. He goes, 'Man, I've always respected your work, too.' That was cool. He's one of my original idols from my childhood."
G. Ross: "That kind of ages us. I remember when he played for Syracuse."
West: "Fuck, yeah. But the Browns was definitely my main recollection. Some of them [the celebrities] wanted me to send tapes. Some of them gave me tickets to games. I still stay in touch with Jim Hill, play a little golf once in awhile. He's a good guy. He's cool. Sugar Ray's cool. I met him a long time ago. The guys are alright. Fred 'The Hammer' Williamson was there. He comes up to me and goes, 'Now here's the real hammer.' I said, I don't know, Freddie, I didn't get knocked out by Green Bay, I know that. It was a fun event.
"This d.j.'s who up in Sacramento heard about me being on Politically Incorrect through the grapevine and wants to do a phone interview today with me on the radio. What-the-hell. I don't push myself out there. Something comes up and sounds good, I'll do it."
G. Ross: "What Up&Cummers looking like?"
West: "I've edited up to number 71."
G. Ross: "Does this mean we put you on the cover of AVN when you hit 100?"
West: "That's up to you. I'm not going to force you."
G. Ross: "We'll have to dress you up like Jim West from the movie."
Wdest: "That might work. I'm also doing more of these female masturbation-things. Those are working out good. We're doing good. The numbers keep going up. Whatver I'm doing, apparently a lot of people like. I'm not out to please everyone, but apparently I'm pleasing enough to make a comfortable living. One guy today complained to me today about an interracial scene in one of my tapes. I said, hey, that's why they make a fast-forward button. He said one-quarter of the tape was not watchable for him. Hey, his choice."
West says his Up & Cummers scene with Jenna Jameson, by and large, is the most popular one among fans.
West: "There's so many of these girls who haven't gone on to do anything else or very little. They were great to work with. The thing with the Czech twins was awesome. I have to rank that up there with Jenna because it was so unusual. It's like my whole career. People ask who was your favorite. There were tons of women I worked with who no one knows. There was this one girl I loved to work with, Jennifer Knoxt. She was this beautiful, little auburn-haired girl and was only around a few months in the 80's. I used to love her. Hardly anybody's heard of her. We clicked.
"Ginger Lynn's always on the top of my list - Ginger and Christy Canyon. Roxanne Blaze was someone that half the people out there remember and half don't know who she is. I could have married her easily. She had her moment on HBO. When I first worked with Krysti Mist, it was kind of nice. She wasn't the most explosive girl, but she was so fucking innocent it was a turn-on.
"I never intended to make a career out of this. I thought I'd do a couple of these things, get laid, they'd pay me, and tell my boys, hey, I did a porno movie and go back to my music career...I don't know what happened to that music career. It's still floating there some place."
G. Ross: "At the Night of the Stars, Bobby Hollander said he was instrumental in getting you started."
West: "No... Actually I meant to be at the dinner. I went home after the Expo, but traffic was so fucked up I....
G. Ross: "The story got out that you weren't there because you had a golf engagement to be at."
West: "I originally did. I was supposed to play in this other charity thing up in Malibu. At the last minute I realized it was going to be a pain in the ass and probably should go to the show the last day. I told Gloria Leonard I was going to be there, but I decided to go home and change and the traffic was backed up from Hollywood to..I said forget about it. ..
"Actually Pat Reshen, who used to be the editor for High Society, was the one who discovered me. Bobby shot something with me, maybe the third or fourth thing I did. The first thing I ever did was a layout for High Society."
G. Ross: "That's right. They had cameras then."
West: "Yeah..right after the cave drawings. She said you might be good for porn. I know some people, are you interested. I said, yeah, I'll try it, see what it's like. The first movie I did was Ron Jeremy's second movie, Mystique. Roberta Findlay was the director."
G. Ross: "She had a bit of notoriety..she made these weirdo, sadomasochistic films back in the 1960's."
West: "That's what this Mystique was - sadomasochistic with a little death thrown in; terminable disease, rape scenes..it was the good old days. You raped somebody, you got paid back then. Dick Miller did one of my first ones, and Bobby Hollander did one of the early ones. But the girls weren't that hot in New York. I was ready to quit until I met Chuck Vincent and he hooked me up with Kelly Nichols. Kelly took me out here which I wanted to do. All these girls I used to jerk off to were out in LA. So, that's what fucked up my music career because all this fine pussy was here. I was still hooking up with bands. It was me, Mike Ranger and Kevin Gibson who were the main guys from the late 70's, early 80's out here. Next thing you know, I was a porn star. Here you have people dying to be porn stars, and I had no inclination."
G. Ross: "Besides, it's hard being a trail boss in Manhattan."
West: "I was born and raised there, but I was never really comfortable being in New York. I was more of a warm weather guy. I loved the summers and hated the winters back there...yeah, and it's tough to get a wagon train through the city. You can't get those horses in the peep shows, anyway."
Brad Armstrong shoots a Serenity feature today and tomorrow in downtown Los Angeles at an "old meat parking plant" which also served as one of the sets for Flashpoint. It's a vignette-style piece about Serenity's website, wickedgirl.com
Brittany Andrews, Alexandra Nice, Asia Carrera, Lexington Steele, Kyle Stone, Mike Horner, Ian Daniels and Michael J. Cox are also in the cast.
Jace Rocker directs Stephanie Swift next month in a comedy titled The Pushover, a Jerry Lewis-esque comedy. Oddly, enough, Rocker didn't write the script. It was purchased on the outside. Stephanie will be on Comedy Central's The Man Show tonight.
Jenna Jameson has just done an interview for an upcoming issue of GQ. She was interviewed by Jay Blumenthal. "We also heard a rumor that she was in Rolling Stone [Aug. 19 issue], but we couldn't find it," says Joy King of Wicked.
Jameson is also featured in a 11-page pictorial in the September issue of Penthouse, their 30th Anniversary issue. J. Stephen Hicks took the photos. According to the accompanying text, Jameson is the "first multi-millionaire" ever to pose naked in Penthouse. Troma is also looking to put Jenna in the lead of a forthcoming Toxic Avenger movie in which she'll play the Toxic Avenger's wife. Also look for Jenna on the cover of a CD called "Something Wicked This Way Comes" from a group called Wolfpac. The project is supposedly backed by Columbia Records. Interesting thing about all this, is, Jameson, had no idea she was going to be on the cover. \n "We don't know anything about it," says King.
Jay Shanahan announces that Klimaxxx Productions is looking for an experienced sales person in adult video. You can either contact Shanahan at 818-407-5401 or John Gallo at 760-772-1928. Shanahan will be conducting interviews, and the position will be Valley-based.
Mark Kulkis writes: "Gene: Just to set the record straight, I had nothing to do with the creation of Kid Vegas. I happened to be at the Legend booth at CES when Kid Vegas first introduced himself to Jeff. But that's it. I had no idea Kid Vegas would go on to become the icon in this industry that he's become. If I had, I would have signed him to a contract myself, tanks and AK-47's nothwithstanding. The only time I "waste" on Kid Vegas during the day is reading about his exploits on your site.
Gloria Leonard writes: "Dear Gene, Really liked Steve Neece's posting, comparing performances in "Eyes Wide Shut" to those of talent from porn's so-called "Golden Age." Having sprung from that era, I totally agree with his assessment. I too, miss Dan Shocket and his uncanny ability to tell it like it was without insultingly hitting you upside your head. Steve, you might also remember that "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" was also positively received and reviewed by the likes of Judith Crist, Andrew Sarris and Molly Haskell. As a matter of fact, the screening was held at New York City's tony Four Seasons Restaurant!
"In response to "Mayor Tommey" and his suggestion that an award be given to Howard Stern, the Free Speech Coalition's first choice this year as recipient of the coveted "Freedom Isn't Free" award, was indeed Howard Stern. Not only did he (via his manager, Don Buchwald) pass, but when asked for an item of his that might be offered at the Silent Auction, (i.e., a copy of his book, a poster, etc.), silence was indeed the non-response!
"You'd think a guy who fills the lion's share of his air time with entertainers from our world, helping to generate the kind of ratings he so often boasts of, would at the very least, be inclined to donate some token, particularly when the cause is "free speech." Howard lost a few ratings points with me on this issue.
Mike Albo writes: "Gene: It's with no small amount of fascination that I have been reading all the posts which seek to slam-for whatever reasons-the Timlake brothers from XPlor Media. In my dealings with them, they have always been courteous and highly enjoyable to be around. In a business that's overcrowded with depressingly ignorant people with hugely inflated egos, the Timlake brothers are a refreshing change of pace."
Gene sez: "Mike, ya better duck, 'cause here comes another one!"
Jeff from Legend writes on the subject of 'timlake bukkake': "Gene, I wanted to give you a update on American Bukkake Pt 5. Jim [Powers] will be shooting the first of 3 scenes tonight . Because of the lack of time we were unable to book Farrell Timlake for tonights event. (Sorry Farrell, you will have to wait till next week)
"Tawny Lyons will be the human spermbank for tonights' bukkake. However for those of you who would like a chance at shooting a load of semen into Farrell Timlakes' big gaping mouth, please call the bukkake hotline at (818) 980-5961 for more details."
Jim Powers comments on the Kid Vegas Top 5 Jerkoff List.
Powers: "I figured out what Kid Vegas is. The Deep Blue Sea is this new movie out about this shark. They've created this smart shark. Kid Vegas is like one of these sharks that's getting smarter. Either he's going to have to be killed or is going to wipe out mankind. Porno as we know it. He called me this morning to read the list. I asked him if he really wrote that. I told him he should be like a journalist. That's something Mark Kulkis would write. I think he's hired a publicist."
Porn Director Fights MPAA For Single-X Rating
According to the website, The Onion, theonion.com director Larry Thomas has expressed "extreme disappointment" following the announcement by the MPAA, that its ratings board had given a XXX rating to Thomas' latest film, Oral Arguments 7: Back In Chambers.
"It's outrageous and hypocritical," Thomas is quoted as saying. Thomas said he was told that if he wanted to get it into theaters with an X, he'd have to edit out 11 minutes of double-dildo penetration, kick-fucking and "in-twat perspective shots", not to mention the entire octuple daisy-chain scene. "In other words, they wanted to compromise the cum-splattering artistic vision I've had for Oral Arguments 7 ever since I first conceived it three weeks ago," he said.
According to The Onion, Thomas attempted a compromise with the MPAA, but they were unwilling to give any ground. Thomas then presented the MPAA with a version where he cut a majority of the 11 minutes in question, replacing all of the 'XXX' material with standard-issue blow jobs, doggie-styles and cum shots. Thomas, however, said he refused to cut the felching scene. "That's the key scene in the whole picture," he said. "I mean, come on, it's 1999, and we've still got societal hang-up
