Quasarman reports: "Gene: I had sex with my wife this weekend on one occasion for approximately 19 minutes. I have heard that the average male thrusts once every 1.5 seconds during typical intercourse. Using this mathematical principle in relation to my sexual encounter over the weekend, I calculate that 760 'instances of sex' occurred during our lovemaking session which makes my wife the new gangbang champion of the world. Where was the press?"
Gene sez: "Where were the cops? Sorry, no cops, no press."
