Pure Play Media Celebrates With Seymore Butts’ Anal Surprise Party

What has lesbian sex at 80 miles per hour, dueling squirters and a 10-inch birthday gift slipped right up Mari Possa’s bottom? If you said “Seymore Butt’s newest release, Anal Surprise Party,” you’d be correct. If you tossed in on-the-road head, dueling video cameras and a mid-sex visit from the LAPD, you’d be even more correct.

The party started in the car on the way to Erotica LA, when — dutiful citizen that he is — Seymore offered porn newbie Heather a free ride to the event. Dutiful hitchhiker that she is, Heather offered to blow him in appreciation. But it was the trip home from Erotica LA that stepped up the game.

“Heather and I gave Nikki Hunter a ride home,” Seymore explained, “then she and Nikki got it on in the back seat. There’s a car that pulls up next to us with a video camera while we’re shooting Nikki and Heather getting it on — I could see the light on as they filmed us. So they roll down the window to get a better shot, look in the car and say, ‘Oh my God, it’s Seymore Butts!’”

After parking the car in the garage, Seymore got Nikki to squirt for the very first time. When Seymore, Nikki and Heather went inside to finish off their fornicating and frolicking, Seymore was interrupted by the least likely of visitors for the least likely of reasons.

“I guess when Nikki was squirting in the garage she screamed so loud that one of the neighbors thought someone was being injured on my property,” he recalls. “I had just finished fucking Nikki in the ass and was about to stick it in Heather’s ass for the first time when there’s a loud rap at the door. I had no idea who it was until Bishop says, ‘I think it’s the police.’”

Bishop was right. Seymore’s sex Olympics were momentarily shut down as he assured the cops that nothing nefarious was going on.

“I couldn’t put them on the tape — they wouldn’t sign a release,” Seymore complained. “Needless to say, the mood was killed.”

The climax of the video, which inspired the title, features a surprise birthday party for Tushy Girl Mari Possa wherein the Latina is misled. Thinking that she’s going to Seymore’s to do a girl/girl shoot, when she arrives she’s greeted — and overpowered — by Aria and Cytheria.

“While the girls are working Mari over, we slip Julian into the house and take him upstairs,” Seymore said. “After the girls are done with her, I make like it’s almost over and we give her presents, one of which is a crotch-less lingerie set that she tries on and looks great in. Then we give her another gift — a blindfold. She puts it on and we lead her upstairs, where she starts getting it on with Julian, but she doesn’t know it’s him — and she doesn’t find out until he’s just about to stick it up her ass.

“Other than that, it’s your pretty standard porn movie.”

Seymore Butts’ Anal Surprise Party streets this week.

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