Proposed Law to Imprison Men With Boners

If your cock needs some jacking in Jackson, or your balls get bouncy in Biloxi, look out. The eyes of Mississippi are definitely upon you.

The Southern state, long considered one of the most conservative in the US, is considering a public-sex-and-nudity law with a provision that would make it illegal for sexually aroused men to appear in public.

The bill, SB 2013, was introduced by Republican Sen. Tom King at the request of a constituent concerned about the behavior of patrons at strip clubs, defines nudity to include "the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.''

Men who run afoul of the law could face up to a year in prison and a $2,000 fine. "It will set some boundaries on what they (strip club patrons) can or cannot do in a community,'' said Forrest County Supervisor Johnny DuPree, who asked for a discussion of the question in the legislature. "The law also would help local governments combat indecent acts" in Hattiesburg, a suburb located about 100 miles south of Jackson.

The bill, modeled on a similar statute in Indiana, has been sent to Mississippi's Senate Judiciary Committee for further review. Language: SB2013 (As Introduced) - By: Senator(s) King

SECTION 1. \n(1) A person commits public indecency who, knowingly or intentionally, in a public place: (a) Engages in sexual intercourse; (b) Engages in deviate sexual conduct; (c) Appears in a state of nudity; or (d) Fondles the person's genitals or the genitals of another person. \n(2) "Nudity" means the showing of the postpubertal human male or female genitals, pubic area, or buttocks with less than a fully opaque covering, the showing of the postpubertal female breast with less than a fully opaque covering of any part of the nipple or areola, or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state. \n(3) A person commits indecent exposure who, in a place other than a public place, where the person can be seen by persons other than invitees and occupants of that place, and with the intent to be seen by persons other than invitees and occupants of that place: (a) Engages in sexual intercourse; (b) Engages in deviate sexual conduct; or (c) Fondles the person's genitals or the genitals of another person. \n(4) A person who violates subsection (1) of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be punished by imprisonment not to exceed one (1) year, or fine not to exceed Two Thousand Dollars ($2,000.00), or both. A person who violates subsection (3) of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by imprisonment not to exceed six (6) months, or fine not to exceed One Thousand Dollars ($1,000.00), or both.

SECTION 2. This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2000.