Playboy overlooked Brassiere to Eternity but otherwise compiled a cute list of porn/mainstream parodies in its June issue. Playboy categorizes them thusly: "Most Likely to Be Shown on Fox Next Season - Touched by an Anal, World's Bioggest Tits and Dicks, Eight is Never Enough, Anus and Andy, The Sopornos; Three Is Company; "Best Rear Entry" - For Your Ass Only, Planet of the Gapes and Sorest Rump; "Sleaziest Sci-Fi" - Attack of the Killer Dildos, Boobarella, Star Prick: The Next Ejaculation; "Best Retro Remake" - Fistful of Hooters, A Midsummer Night's Cream, Streetgirl Named Desire, Citizen Shane, Saturday Night Beaver; "Most Patriotic" - Porn on the 4th of July, American Booty, A League of Their Moans; "Best All-Male Ensemble" - All About Steve, Shaving Ryan's Privates, A Tale of Two Brothers, Coal Miner's Son, The Engl;ish Student, There's Something About Larry, A Few Fresh Men; "Most Inventive" - Gentlemen Prefer Bronze, A Pussy Called Wanda, Romancing the Bone, The Blow Bitch Project, Interview With a Vibrator, Snatch Adams, A Dick Runs Through It; Honey, I Blew Everyone, Sheepless in Montana."
Gene sez: "Out of a spirit of generosity we'll give the industry a head start on the next round of mainstream parodies: how about, for a Dave Cummings' movie, Old Man and the C-Cup? Or in the Shakespearean Festival category, Julius Squeeze Her? And, if a porn writer, Charles Dickens might have produced David Cop-A-Feel. Then, for interracial, there's Mutiny on the Booty. Hey, guys, there's an infinite list of untapped resources out there."
