Pierre Woodman To Direct Hustler XXX Video Series

There seems to be no end to the bizarre objects a girl will cram up her ass in the name of porno glory. Consider Mila, with her fascinating butt-broccoli florets. Or Bridgett Kerkove and her record-breaking Clench of The Wooden Chopsticks.

And then forget 'em, because there's a Euro-chick out there who can lay claim to having her anus penetrated by the arm of one of those x-ray machines you've doubtlessly experienced at your dentist's office. This brave feat has been captured on video by director Pierre Woodman for his new Hustler XXX series for Hustler/LFP Video.

"It's a bi-monthly series, based on our new Hustler XXX magazine," says LFP's Mark Kulkis. "It's the same idea as our Barely Legal magazine and video series."

Woodman, whose name is generally associated with his work for Private Media, will be going after a similar market with this project. "It'll be really hardcore wall-to-wall," Kulkis promises. "The voice-over will feature an American voice, and it's written by Hustler writers, so it'll have that smart-ass Hustler style. There will be d.p.s and pissing; we're always pushing the envelope."

If that dental x-ray ass move is any indication, they'll be pushing the whole fucking post office.