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Paris, France – Adult film superstar Jill Kelly has gone to Paris to shoot the latest volume in her Perfect Pink series for Jill Entertainment. While partying away all over town, Jill and her perfect Pink contract girl, Deven Davis, encountered Bruce Willis and his entourage at Willis’ Planet Hollywood. Willis was immediately all over the two starlets, fawning hardest over baby-faced, 20 year old Deven. The girls flirted with him for a while, then retreated into his private room. Willis begged for at least one of the girls to go to bed with him, right there in the private party room. According to Jill, "had he been a bit more of a gentleman about it, there would have been no question but he just didn’t put it the right way. We got turned off right then and there."

The two blonde, American bombshells are causing quite a stir in Paris where they’ve been invited guests to the upper echelons of Paris society parties with various princes, sons of presidents and French film stars. This week, they’ve been invited to a soiree with Sylvester Stallone.

We have no idea who "rsquo" and "ndash" are, but another two words in this release draw immediate suspicion: "fawning," and "begged." Bruce Willis does not fawn, and Bruce Willis does not beg, as anyone who saw him in the The Last Boy Scout and the original Die Hard can well attest. We're even willing to concede Willis macho points on Armageddon.