No Jail For "Menage-A-Train" Trio

"These are decent, hardworking people who did something stupid," said attorney Vincent Siccardi, after his husband-and-wife clients plus the husband's brother avoided jail for what the New York Post called their "m?nage-a-train": three-way sex aboard the Long Island Rail Road last September.

Francine and Lyle Greene and his brother, Dennis, got a year's probation but no time behind bars, for refusing to break it up after a train conductor asked them to stop. The couple pleaded guilty but Dennis Greene was found guilty by a jury in March, after his defense failed: he claimed he wasn't guilty because it was impossible to do a three-way in the cramped seating of the LIRR's rolling stock.

He also may lose his nursing license because of his conviction, the Post said.

The story entertained New Yorkers for a short while, especially when it was learned Francine and Dennis continued kissing heavily at police headquarters following the threesome's arrest, with Francine reportedly telling a detective, "I like to keep it in the family." But Siccardi told the Post that Francine Greene's family doctor informed New York's Probation Department that she might have been slipped a dose of Ecstasy, triggering behavior that may have been out of character for her and her husband.