LOS ANGELES—In this week's issue of Porn Offers: What, You're Too Good for the Money?, a periodical that does not actually exist, hot on the heels of the Amanda Knox offer by Monarchy Distribution of $20,000 plus points to shoot a porno, is You Porn reportedly extending a "genuine" offer to the former First Lady of France, Valerie Trierweiler, to be the porn tube site's "ambassador and French spokeswoman," all for the tidy sum of $500,000.
"Brad Burns, the vice-president of YouPorn.com, has written to Trierweiler," reported mid-day.com, which added, "YouPorn claims the offer is genuine and in the offer to Trierweiler goes on to praise Europe’s liberal attitude towards sex."
Trierweiler, 48, a former journalist, was not married to François Hollande, the President of the French Republic, but was his partner until this January, when it was revealed by the French media that he was having an affair with actress Julie Gayet.
"Following the revelations," commented mid-day.com, "Valerie spoke of the heartache she suffered and said hearing about his affair felt like ‘falling from a skyscraper.'"
No word if the offered "ambassadorship" is of interest, but it's doubtful, considering news reports that Trierweiler plans to sue Closer magazine over photos published Friday showing the ex on holiday in Mauritius with some friends. Nothing risqué, just some beach photos, so the odds she'll be into porn are long.
Image: French President Francois Hollande and former partner Valerie Trierweiler.
