NEWS FROM WEBEXPO

It was hot. It was sweaty. It was packed and smoky. It was Cyber Entertainment Network's and RJB Telcom's contribution to the WebExpo industry party agenda held at the Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday, May 20th.

Bodies tried to maneuver their way through the two-storied, tiny restaurant amidst a crush of people, consequently causing a Homo Sapiens overflow outside. The overflow of industry insiders spilled down the entry staircase and onto the sidewalk. Party sponsors hired local talent, around 12 girls, to walk around in their skimpy-skimpy tight outfits. One sponsor got on the mic and offered words of encouragement to grab a CEN Cutie. "They're here for your entertainment. Grab one and take her to the dance floor."

Speaking of entertainment... unconfirmed rumors are circulating that a woman performed fellatio on an unidentified man, consequently requiring Hard Rock officials to ejac... err... eject him from the premises. She was allowed to remain, however, thereby making him the real sucker.

CEN and RJB Telcom provided VIP passes that allowed guests to get into neighboring Crescent Street bars and clubs for free, without waiting in line. Crescent Street contained an array of options for upscale shopping, restaurants, clubs (including strip clubs) and bars.