Mr. Skin has announced his picks for the finest “skin-chievements” in unclothed entertainment for 2005.
Scanning the world with a single vision (and a single hand), Mr. Skin narrowed down this year’s bare bounty of the best to 10 nude scenes from films that were released theatrically in 2005, 10 nude scenes from TV broadcasts in 2005, five DVD bonus features with nudity, and one Best of the Breast award for the single greatest naked movie moment of the year.
“The past 12 months have been a naked boon in the realm of fresh flesh,” says Mr. Skin, “although entertainment trends such as the boom in the DVD market versus a relative shrinkage at the multiplex also apply to the field of ‘skin-tertainment.’ I’ve been monitoring all such comings and goings... skin-tensely.”
Mr. Skin’s winners are as follows:
Best of the Breast
The Finest Skin-chievement in Actress Unveiling in 2005
Anne Hathaway – Havoc
Top 10 Movie Nude Scenes of 2005
1. Where the Truth Lies: Rachel Blanchard (21 minutes in)
2. Sin City: Carla Gugino (16 minutes in)
3. A History of Violence: Maria Bello (1 hour, 9 minutes in)
4. Broken Flowers: Alexis Dziena (40 minutes in)
5. The Devil’s Rejects: Kate Norby (26 minutes in)
6. Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang: Shannyn Sossamon (34 minutes in)
7. Shopgirl: Claire Danes (48 minutes in)
8. Crash: Jennifer Esposito (38 minutes in)
9. The Jacket: Keira Knightley (1 hour, 3 minutes in)
10. Dirty Love: Jenny McCarthy (24 minutes in)
The 10 best TV nude scenes of the year
1. The L Word: Mia Kirshner
Episode: “L’Chaim”
Airdate: May 8, 2005
2. Rome: Kerry Condon
Episode: “The Stolen Eagles”
Airdate: Aug. 28, 2005
3. The Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson: Pamela Anderson
Comedy Central
Airdate: Aug. 14, 2005
4. Rome: Kerry Condon
Episode: “The Stolen Eagles”
Airdate: Aug. 28, 2005
5. Masters of Horror: Lucie Laurier
Episode: “Chocolate”
Airdate: Nov. 25, 2005
6. Deadwood: Molly Parker
Episode: “A Lie Agreed Upon”
Airdate: March 6, 2005
7. Weeds: Clare Carey
Episode: “Higher Education”
Airdate: Sept. 19, 2005
8. Nip/Tuck: Kelly Carlson
Episode: “Derek, Alex and Gary”
Airdate: Oct. 4, 2005
9. The Comeback: Deedee Rescher
Episode: “Valerie Relaxes in Palm Springs”
Airdate: July 31, 2005
10. Sleeper Cell: Melissa Sagemiller
Episode: “Scholar”
Airdate: Dec. 7, 2005
Best Bonus T&A on DVD Released in 2005
1. Stripes (1981): P.J. Soles
2. Dukes of Hazzard (2005): Nikki Griffin, Jacqui Maxwell
3. Sin City (2005): Carla Gugino, Jaime King
4. The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005): Catherine Keener, Laura Bottrell, Jamie Elle Mann, Stormy Daniels, Kimberly Page
5. Luther the Geek (1990): Stacy Haiduk
