Yesterday we talked about Dee Mented's [Oliya Productions] upcoming scene with 6' blond Trinity and commented that old fucks like Mented and Dave Cummings seem to have all the luck.
Dee Mented writes: "Gene: To figure out your hate/envy complex should be simple-Does Dave Cummings have body hair?
"Smalley Paulie got to cum with Trinity first. But he had to DRIVE the cab while I got to make it ROCK with Trinity in the back seat! Suddenly surrounded by RVs looking in, we put down the windows to listen as one driver got on his cell and phoned in a blow by blow as Trinity got on top and pounded me-Cow-Girl style! I looked up to have the strangest experience of my life-NOT the being fucked royally by a 21 year old, Amazon beauty, while doing 30 MPH on a potholed New York City street, surrounded by guys vying for viewing positions, while we tried to out run the Police-but on the back of the city bus we were following, staring back into the cab to watch us shoot was-a larger than life portrait of Gilligan-of Gilligan's Island fame. Can you think of a faster way to lose a hard on?
"Well, we've finished our own 3 hour tour and now we're tossing a coin to see who gets stranded on Manhattan Isle with Trinity-I will herein admit I cheated. It was a 2 headed coin, but Gilligan can go screw himself for making me lose my wood!
"The straw that really broke the camel's back came when Neville Chambers asked me to split the cab fare with him-after all Smally Paulie WAS supposed to turn off the meter for doing the scene. Some stud/pimp I turned out to be! Dee-the hairy old man you hate to envy, or was it love to hate?"
P.S.: "Trinity thanks you for posting her picture in your column. She'd make a great just off the bus feature. As I've written before-I'd love to be an East Coast contributing editor-there is an awful lot more important industry stuff going on on this side of the country than you guys at AVN give us East Coaster's credit for!"
Gene sez: "Dee, you're forgetting one thing. Us guys at AVN were east coasters."
