goes wrestling match.
Max: "Scotty was really causing a commotion at XRCO. He was really smokin' and cruisin' for a brusin' as they say. All I can say on the matter is that this is obvious, utter and final proof that Shorty is indeed..."
G. Ross: "That's America's Munchkin to you."
Max [laughing]: "America's Munchkin is an obvious moron."
G. Ross: "That remains to be proven, I guess."
Max: "Getting Scotty is the ring - that's really going to be funny. We're going to flatten this guy like a pancake."
G. Ross: "The question is, are you up to doing this?"
Max: "What? A chance to punish Scotty? Humiliate the munchkin in front of thousands of people? This is silly. Anybody who would step into the ring with Max Hardcore and his trusty speculum maneuver have to be out of their minds."
G. Ross: "He probably forgot about the deadly speculum move."
Max: "In fact that got me banned from the WWF before I ever got in. It was too rough for them. I'll meet Scotty. Any time, anywhere."
G. Ross: "This is gonna snowball."
Max: "And that's how much of a chance he's got."
