Mary Carey Now Writing and Directing Her Own Videos

Looking for something to do in between campaigns, Kick Ass Pictures contract performer Mary Carey decided to start directing and writing her own projects.

She shot her first two scenes for her directorial debut, Mary Carey Rules #3 on Monday. The series highlights Carey’s comedic abilities in comedy sketches akin to SNL – but with sex.

In one of the scenes Carey plays a teacher and sentences one of the girls in her class to stay after school for an “extra assignment.”

In another scene, Carey and AVN Female Performer of the Year Ashley Blue play students that torment a classmate, but promise to be her friend if they have to have sex again.

Carey also reprises her role as the white rapper Skittle, in a battle rap scene that spoofs 8 Mile – but with porn girls as the other rappers instead of Detroit’s hardest. No need to guess what happens to the losers.

Carey and Fallon Summers play London and Vicky, respectively, the two stars of the Easy Life, a spoof of The Simple Life, the reality show starring accidental porn star Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Carey also plays Judge Mary, who sentences another white rapper Little Baby Saint (played by Olivia Saint) to be sodomized by a woman (played by Holly Stevens) she has wronged.

“It’s hard directing in adult, so much harder than performing. So many things go wrong with directing that you don’t notice until you’re back here,” Carey told AVN.com “One of the girls flaked just an hour and a half before makeup so I had to book another girl at the last minute. They built the set I wanted for Saturday, but I wanted to do a the white rapper character, so I had to come up with a new scenario."

"But I'm really good at it and I like doing it. And it's funny. And sexy too."