MOON LANDING

A Welsh tourist made a moon landing, all right - he fell from the back of a bus while baring his rump roast to motorists on a busy highway.

The 21-year-old Welshman was hospitalized with various non-life-threatening injuries but listed in stable condition, according to Reuters, which added the hospital says he doesn't want more information given out.

He was returning from a visit to the wine town of Stellenbosch late Tuesday when the incident occurred. Reuters says he dropped his pants and mooned fellow tourists through the rear emergency exit bus window, which gave way and dumped him onto the highway.